Poolzi Scheme

ponzi on liquidity pools. you bring coins, we bring the sol, trading pays you.
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[Poolzi Scheme @PoolziScheme]

$POOLZI IS LIVE

CA: GMrRV3HK95U2KmwbTDEvVApxifYSYSWpjTPhTb2Cpump

Drop tokens, protocol opens an LP on PumpSwap. Swaps pay you SOL. No SOL needed to get in.

Bigger bag = quadratically more SOL. Early = less competition.

Get in small and late and you're basically feeding everyone else's rewards.

https://t.co/eRlyqwBTcB

[Poolzi Scheme @PoolziScheme]

Connect wallet. Type amount. Press deposit.

Protocol wraps SOL from fund, pairs it with your tokens, opens LP on PumpSwap, assigns your weight.

One transaction. You're in the scheme.
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[Poolzi Scheme @PoolziScheme]

@wright4life2 Yep

[Poolzi Scheme @PoolziScheme]

Let's be real about where $POOLZI is at.

The mechanic works. Deposits, LP, crank, payouts, burns - all live on mainnet, all verified. The contracts do exactly what they say they do. That was never the problem.

The problem is math. Market cap is too small and volume is too thin. The scheme needs real swap activity to generate creator fees. No swaps - no fees. No fees - no payouts worth claiming. A ponzi on liquidity pools only works when there's liquidity and trading. Right now there's neither.

We built it, we shipped it, we proved it works. Deposits went in, payouts went out, burns happened. But we can't manufacture volume out of nothing and we're not going to pretend the numbers make sense at this cap.

So we're stepping back. CTO. Contracts are on-chain, crank is permissionless, anyone can run it. The infrastructure is there if someone wants to take it somewhere.

And to everyone who bought a token that called itself a ponzi in the name, in the bio, in every single post - and still lost money - please let this be the cheapest lesson you ever learn. We told you what it was. Repeatedly. In all caps.

https://t.co/eRlyqwBTcB

[Poolzi Scheme @PoolziScheme]

Every PumpSwap pool generates creator fees. Most devs pocket them.

We claim them and crank them into the protocol. 50% refills the fund. 50% pays holders. You earn from volume that exists whether you're here or not.

https://t.co/MRJdEsvDwW

[Poolzi Scheme @PoolziScheme]

The crank isn't ours. Anyone can run it.

Pull fees from swaps. 50% to fund. 50% to holders. 0.1% tip to whoever pulled it. No admin, no permission, no boss.

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[Poolzi Scheme @PoolziScheme]

Rewards aren't equal. They're quadratic. Your weight = poolzi².

Alice deposits 5% - gets 78% of SOL.
Viktor deposits 2.5% - gets 19.5%.
Bob deposits 1% - gets 3.1%.

Math rewards conviction. Don't be Bob.
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[Poolzi Scheme @PoolziScheme]

What's coming next for the scheme:

Leaderboard. Top 3 depositors get paid 0.3 / 0.2 / 0.1 SOL every 10 minutes. Whale games with real payouts.

Countdown timer. Live countdown to next payout on site. Watch it, sweat, refresh.

Live counters. Total burned + total paid out running in real time. Numbers go brrr.

Ponzi-o-meter™. Green means the fund is healthy. Red means cope. Full transparency on how cooked we are at any moment.

Diamond Hands Bonus. The longer you hold without selling, the fatter your cut. First in, never out, eats the most. Paper hands get punished. Loyalty gets rewarded.

The scheme is upgrading.
https://t.co/eRlyqwBln3

[Poolzi Scheme @PoolziScheme]

Every exit makes everyone else's bag worth more. Here's why:

You withdraw - 20% of your tokens get burned. Gone forever. Total supply drops. Your share of the pool gets bigger just by existing. Meanwhile the SOL from that exit goes back into the fund and keeps pairing new deposits.

2,121,994 $POOLZI already burned. And honestly we're glad most of you aren't leaving the scheme early. Stay in, let the others feed the machine on their way out.

https://t.co/eRlyqwBTcB

[Poolzi Scheme @PoolziScheme]

New update dropped.

You can now flex your position with a shareable PNL card. Shows your $POOLZI in LP, reward coefficient, pending and claimed SOL.

Download it or post straight to X. Go show people what an honest poolzi pays.

https://t.co/MRJdEsvDwW

[Poolzi Scheme @PoolziScheme]

Your rewards depend on two things, how much you deposited and when you got in.

Quadratic weighting means bigger bags earn disproportionately more SOL.

Early depositors get a larger share because fewer people are splitting the pool. 0.0006 SOL in an hour matches a smaller position at current volume.

[Poolzi Scheme @PoolziScheme]

@dollarrbaby_y @MilaMikiFi Waiting for the DM.

[Poolzi Scheme @PoolziScheme]

POV: you're watching your SOL rewards tick up every 10 minutes while everyone else is refreshing their portfolio hoping for a recovery.

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[Poolzi Scheme @PoolziScheme]

@MilaMikiFi Send us your wallet address in DM. Will solve it ASAP!

[Poolzi Scheme @PoolziScheme]

@Nabbit_SOL No, I'm wearing Air Forces right now.

[Poolzi Scheme @PoolziScheme]

Fat liquidity pool is heated. Jump in or watch from the edge.

Either way the bull is almost swimming.

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[Poolzi Scheme @PoolziScheme]

@Nabbit_SOL In 2026, you won't need to include “https” to click on a link

[Poolzi Scheme @PoolziScheme]

@akunix You are welcome!

[Poolzi Scheme @PoolziScheme]

Someone bought without reading a single thing about us. Respect. But here's how it works anyway:

- You deposit $POOLZI tokens
- Protocol pairs them with SOL from the fund
- Both go into LP on PumpSwap
- Every swap generates fees
- Crank splits fees 50/50 - fund + holders
- Exit burns 20% of your tokens forever

Real yield from real volume. That's the whole poolzi.

https://t.co/eRlyqwBln3

[Fantomas @akunix]

@PoolziScheme @sadcat_gamble didn't understand it; bought something.🤙

[Poolzi Scheme @PoolziScheme]

@JustSkud Try to use VPN

[Poolzi Scheme @PoolziScheme]

Next update is cooking.

Gonna give you something to flex with.

Stay tuned.