The Shit

I say #shit a lot. I follow back. (Usually)

[The Shit @PoopMcTurdy]

I just took a colossal #shit and now my house smells like a @bucees brisket sandwich. If I buy some of that stuff that makes your #poop smell like beaver nuggets, I’ll never have to go to that dreaded Beaverland again. #bucees #beavernuggetts #Brisket

[The Shit @PoopMcTurdy]

@Fatima_30e Happy as #shit

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I just took a #shit so massive that my neighbors came over to check on me. The smell made them think I had died.

[The Shit @PoopMcTurdy]

@oelma__ A shitty politician

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@ojessie__ The brown streak and stains running right up the back side of my underwear.

[The Shit @PoopMcTurdy]

@StandUpForFact I only see yes and no. No option for “SHIT! I DID NOT WANT YOU AS PRESIDENT FROM 2009-2016 WHY WOULD I WANT YOU AGAIN?”

[The Shit @PoopMcTurdy]

@StandUpForTrmp Don’t come back shit-head.

[The Shit @PoopMcTurdy]

@wakeupusa Wish in one hand and #Shit in the other and see which one fills up first.
Maybe she should go cry on her brother/husbands shoulder.

[The Shit @PoopMcTurdy]

@honeymoon250 Marriage

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@theamelia__ Shithouse

[The Shit @PoopMcTurdy]

There should be a reality TV show that starts with a celebrity taking a #Shit and a panel of contestants has to try to guess what they ate. Still better than MOST reality shows on the air. #ThoughtsFromTheToilet #RealityShows #Shit

[The Shit @PoopMcTurdy]

We have all heard the expression “Eat Shit” But if shit is just waste products our body didn’t need, then aren’t we all technically eating shit? #ThoughtsFromTheToilet #Shit #EatShit #EatShitAndDie

[The Shit @PoopMcTurdy]

Bought a bottle of the @bucees brand @PooPourri Now my bathroom smells like beaver nuggets and turds.

[The Shit @PoopMcTurdy]

I just took a shit so massive that my pants fit better. #Shit #TakeADump

[The Shit @PoopMcTurdy]

Interesting that I can take a shit as long as my arm and feel nothing, but take one half as big as my pinky finger and it hurt like a mother fucker coming out and smell twice as bad. #Shit

[The Shit @PoopMcTurdy]

@BillyBobThorntn
@octaviaspencer Just made my girlfriend a grilled cheese sandwich. She wanted so much cheese on it. She didn’t get it when I handed it to her and called her “Opal” because she isn’t going to #shit right for a week.

[The Shit @PoopMcTurdy]

@sarah_art22 With those cows in the field, I bet that is not all mud you got in you.

[The Shit @PoopMcTurdy]

@melgibsonhq No. Second biggest. Biden the first.

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@TedNugent This is what the shitbags in DC are scared of. That’s why they do not want us armed.