Poop Man

Fuck off, I'm retired.

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i just had the most marvelous nap. did i miss anything?

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This is my final tweet. If you'll miss me, let me know. Everyone else, fuck yourself with a dogshit dildo. <3

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I've come up with a use for belly buttons post birth: ROCKET LAUNCHERS. YEAAHH.

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LOL!?!??!!!)$&&>£% http://twitpic.com/3szqsi

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Skinning people makes them really ugly. I guess they're right, beauty IS only skin deep.

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TOM CLANCY'S BIRTH CONTROL 2

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@Livengood What sick man send all these babies to fight me?

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@Livengood EMO ALERT EMO ALERT. CODE CHRIS. CODE CHRIS.

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Wisdom. http://twitpic.com/3rsbuw

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This is my 1019th post on Twitter.

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@mattoswald I am hurt. http://twitpic.com/3r836m

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@mattoswald I knew it! You're only capable of love if the receiving end isn't real. Me, printers, et cetera.

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Wait. So can vegans swallow male ejaculate? It is, after all, an animal product.

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DAMN IT LP3-314, NO MORE ASSFUCKERY TODAY.

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I got my cat pregnant.

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@mattoswald BREAK THEIR LEGS.

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@MattSalgado Video plz.

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Sorry, I meant to say he's an exceptional person. We can't say retard anymore. This is the future.

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Think about it. That explains EVERYTHING. Disease? Vestigial organs? THERE IS A GOD - AND HE'S A FUCKING RETARD.

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Creationist? Evolutionist? You're BOTH wrong. The correct answer is Moronic Design. The idea that there is a god - and he's a retard.