Kelly

27 and everything hurts and I'm dying.

[Kelly @Poop_Slayer7]

.@ICEgov The #EROCitizensAcademy is dangerous and racist. It further normalizes state racism and encourages citizens to commit violence against immigrants. We will fight this at every turn. #AbolishICE

[Kelly @Poop_Slayer7]

@streamys #VoteGMM

[Kelly @Poop_Slayer7]

Some of y'all don't watch GoT with the subtitles on and don't know how to spell anyone's names and it shows
#GameOfThrones

[Kelly @Poop_Slayer7]

I guess it's fitting that the boy who sat there and did absolutely nothing would get to be ruler. #GameOfThrones #GameOfThronesFinale

[Kelly @Poop_Slayer7]

Everyone: battling the White Walkers and dying
Bran:
#GameofThrones

[Capt Cash @CaptCash]

Me trying to watch what the fuck was happening in that episode... #GameofThrones

[Kelly @Poop_Slayer7]

@Onechrisn @KrystiPryde I can literally smell the dorito breath and basement in this image

[Kelly @Poop_Slayer7]

Me listening to the new episode of @culturekingspod this morning

[Kelly @Poop_Slayer7]

@nakaimosu I do the front clasp and twist and never even thought about another method the majority of my life. It's easy and I can do it quicker than reaching around the back.

[Kelly @Poop_Slayer7]

@MinhTFresh319 @dog_rates @Dumbo I love this dog, this is a good dog.

[Kelly @Poop_Slayer7]

@edgarmomplaisir

[Kelly @Poop_Slayer7]

I almost ran over a goose this morning on my way to work cause I didn't have time to defrost my windshield. Shit was funny af but now I gotta delete my dashcam footage cause I don't wanna go to jail

[My🐚 @wthmyshell]

An actual customer just approached me, bowed with his hands together and said “Ni Hao”. Hao about I Ni you in the face dumbass

[Kelly @Poop_Slayer7]

Is there ever a more accurate depiction of my life in the shower?

[Kelly @Poop_Slayer7]

@jacquisneal Ppl at my apartment complex leave their dog shit in the grass all the time so I moved some in front of their doorstep cuz I'm petty like that.

[Kelly @Poop_Slayer7]

I got a Twitter just to follow @culturekingspod but I feel old as shit trying to navigate this damn app