Paulie Poopamillion

Quotes from the notorious Paulie Poopamillion, Paulie does not actually run this account.

[Paulie Poopamillion @Poopamillion]

I have babby

[Paulie Poopamillion @Poopamillion]

9 yrs since Eye’ve blessed your timeline with lolz

[Paulie Poopamillion @Poopamillion]

If the roof gets ripped off your house then every room has a window

[Paulie Poopamillion @Poopamillion]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Paulie Poopamillion @Poopamillion]

“Sallie Mae terrifies me”

[Paulie Poopamillion @Poopamillion]

I’m baaaaaaack

[Paulie Poopamillion @Poopamillion]

As long as you know what im saying, mission accomplished. Thats all communication is

[Paulie Poopamillion @Poopamillion]

"Saved your mom from getting herpes by not having sex with her, oooohhhhh"

[Paulie Poopamillion @Poopamillion]

"How am I supposed to think about what I've done when I can't remember anything!"

[Paulie Poopamillion @Poopamillion]

@milymeat spam?

[Paulie Poopamillion @Poopamillion]

4 yrs ago today the Alpaca Banshee Mansion was created

[Paulie Poopamillion @Poopamillion]

"I've peed myself cause I couldn't get the zipper down"

[Brownie @BrownGuy20]

More than two years ago but what a fucking HILARIOUS night. Rowell deathed and we piled the room on top of him

[Paulie Poopamillion @Poopamillion]

"I think it was the full moon that brought out the treadmill fairy"