Pooped Haikus

Stirring verse on moving bowels

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@chriskallmyer go nuts. After I leave

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Smooth, brown, seal-like. Soft,
but intact. Unusual,
this consistency. Welcome.

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Intestinal stress
last night's phantom attacker.
Was it the Its-it?

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Running, it seems, knocks
something loose inside myself.
My tank is empty.

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Familiar feeling
Old energies renewed, time
to push one more time.

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Satisfying poop,
as rare and wondrous as an
endangered wild bird.

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Wise man from Compton
once say, "nothing happens 'til
you get up, wash ass."

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Twenty minute wait
for the train, and we wonder
at turds on the street.

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I've never shat while
coming, but I imagine
unknown ecstasy.

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"Alabama Mud
Flaps" could be a band or each
day's first five minutes.

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Woe to the author
of the Barson Burrito
Taco Bell wrapped turd.

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@jcs_paniscus you stateside or somethin?

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Pooping like writing
first painful, but once complete
the greatest relief.

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Stress, the ultimate
cork, oh karma if you do
exist, have mercy.

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The future will bring
poops writing haikus about
human condition.

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This morning's efforts
were hard like a rock, my turds
butt hole Chevrolets.

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Airplane bathroom shit
how strange is your fate, to be
sucked out, forgotten.

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What fresh hell is this?
three bowls of melted cheese was
one bowl too many.

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I think I need to
read Calvin and Hobbes to poop
it certainly helps.

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Bodily functions
remind us we are alive,
oh thank you thank you!