Mr Spaceman

Life is hell, gonna start shitposting on twitter

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Took some time away from Twitter to really polish my skills, hone my craft and come back dumber than ever

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@KissofEnvyy @WhiteHouse Ok so hopefully we looked at the elaborating comment. Side note - media literacy def. applies in reading comments. I feel like you don't know "media" doesn't mean "the media" as in news orgs or w/e. It's literacy in a "medium". I'll let you digest again. See you in a few days!

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@KissofEnvyy @WhiteHouse & since you indicated you need time to digest I'll break up my replies. I'll aim to add a chunk every 4 days-ish. But that means mister that you can't jump to conclusions until you've got all the info/a full reply. (Who are we kidding you'll probably do that). Lmk if I lose you!

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@KissofEnvyy @WhiteHouse Oof sorry watched a movie & then was too tired to engage in self flagellation here w/ you. But it's a new day! Here a comment I made outlining my point.

https://t.co/IQACoDAoBU

(Which you could've found yourself but given your aversion to using the internet, I'll help you out)

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@aguylikeme_ @WhiteHouse Yeah I find troubling depictions more worrisome than actual human murder. Christ where is the bar for critical thought? Me saying "murder is bad" - like the pixels are right there I can see 'em - isn't enough? Out there in the cornfield just wailing away on the poor dude

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@KissofEnvyy @WhiteHouse I'm travelling rn, so my internets shit

But we'll start here:
https://t.co/vGiXAcAUVS

You might have to use context clues to figure it out (might have to Google what 'context clues' are but luckily I've shown you a site you can use)
I'll be back to clown on you more a later.

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@BonerWizard "Buj"

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@ProjectLincoln Every photo I've ever seen of Steve has led me to believe he must have crazy TMJ

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@LSUomaha8 @AlexBolewski @WhiteHouse I'm assuming you're referring to 2% growth? If so, no for sure that is a bigger # than the other countries.

...did you read either the 13th bit/paragraph? Or the article linked in the 2nd paragraph that's says what's booming causing an increase? If not I'll hang out for a min.

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@KissofEnvyy @WhiteHouse Ok so you're like super late. I'm sure you perused the comments I made ITT further outlining my point? Where I explicitly say "Murder is Bad"? In case 'no', I'll give you a few min. Or we can just keep going & I can make fun of you for your lack of media literacy skills. Lmk.

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@LauraLoomer There are 4 million Muslims in the US. You're fine. I'm fine. You know how I know? Because there's 4 Million with an 'M'. If an "army" of 4 million people wanted to fuck some shit up, literally nothing would stop them...

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@JBPritzker People in the comments will be like "what about all this money we spent on 'thing'"

And like...guys...it's ok to put your foot down somewhere. "Bad things happened before" is quite literally the worst excuse I can think of to continue a behavior

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@DC_Draino Rogan over here murmuring to himself "So it is possible to release files. I'll be!"

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@FBIDirectorKash @FBI Y'all got any more of those Epstein files?

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@nypost Anyone expecting like a "Signs birthday party" video where an alien just wanders by and like dabs in front of a camera - you're gonna be disappointed.

All of it's gonna be "hey those dots or smudges look weird"

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@MerriamWebster And the term "fox" also originates from Guy Fawkes cuz they've got like a cheeky/mischievous face reminiscent of the masks, fun fact.

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@EvanAKilgore In your defense it couldn't have been more obvious that electing Trump was a terrible idea

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@SecWar @DeptofWar Truly the most important files this admin could release. Can't think of any others.

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@dbongino Just popping in to see if ppl are still cooking you for being a backpedaling quitter

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@knowyourmeme That sound has never left my head

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@brockpierson Time is just never gonna stop marching huh?