Pooplosopher

Eat. Poop. Love. Donate to our mega-ashram. As seen on @jimmykimmel's Mean Tweets Oscar Edition

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Emily Blunt's got a purdy mouth ... that I'd like to poop in.

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#ElectionDay #Election2018 #BlueWaveComing #RedWave #Lincoln #Freedom #America #ballot

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It is the #children who will have to clean up our #poop. #America

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The question we should be asking is: How do we harness the #poop of #immigrants for #energy?

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How do you #react to an #active pooper situation?

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@LadyKATxYz "Looks like it's time to Key some #melonfarmers."

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#Prophecy fulfilled: #Poop from the #sky. https://t.co/i4EAlOjwDv

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Where there is no #poop, there is no #life. #inspirational #InspirationalQuotes

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@MrTStew1 @eviln8trdrobot @KillYourBrand Everyone has #AIDS. AIDS, AIDS, AIDS. My mother, my sister, and my dog ol' Blue. They have AIDS and so do you.

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The #poop shall inherit the #Earth. #inspirational #Prophecy

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The #poop in the #sky keeps on turning. #space #journey

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Dial "P" for Poop.

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In #Plato's cave, where do you poop? #Philosophy #inspirational

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@WritersDigest Gary Gulman's mother says the same thing about her vagina.

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@meglovely Chin up, sister. Positive vibrations. https://t.co/kN9S9m1Hmv

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Treat your mother to a meal that will cleanse the #poop from her #lifeforce. #MothersDay #Chipotle

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#Poop is a #choice until it isn't. #Inspiration #motivational

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#Strike for better #poop. #Inspiration

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I've got a #supercell rotating wall cloud in my pants. There is no shelter from #poop. #tornado #severeweather https://t.co/rqni9ER3Kz

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Where does the #poop go? #Follow it. It is the #path we all eventually take. #inspirationmonday #MotivationalMonday #MotivationalQuotes #InspirationalQuotes

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#Barbara_Bush #BarbaraPierceBush 's body may turn to worm poop, but worry not. Her brains have been transplanted to a younger (#black?) host just like #GetOut #BushFamily #Secrets.