@SalemReporter I’d just like to remind everyone to take this contest seriously. Names can be impactful, and can lead to early retirement. Ask me how I know.
@jimmyfallon My job was to clean bird poop from Portland city sidewalks. To save $ the city rebranded the mess as "artisanal guano," so now I'm just an unemployed crap Zamboni. #WhyIGotFired
If you find dead or dying crows, call Portland Audubon at 503-292-0304 between 9am-5pm. DO NOT handle dead or sick crows. Portland Audubon is offering a $1,000 reward for information that leads us to identifying the cause of this crow mortality event.
The Portland Audubon Society has launched an investigation after crows are seen falling from the sky. Have you witnessed this?? https://t.co/sSLRdJfWY0
Yesterday we began receiving reports of dead and dying crows in NE Portland. While it cannot be confirmed until the birds have been tested, the deaths are consistent with intentional or unintentional exposure to toxic substances. FULL STATEMENT: https://t.co/rDctvVfz6d
Portland Audubon Society offering up to a $1,000 reward for information leading to the cause of the birds' sudden death. Poisoning is a possibility. https://t.co/DEhQGadqiJ #LiveonK2
Crows don't make my job any easier, but they do bring job security. Something or someone is poisoning them. It's awful. https://t.co/dqShx3NnPJ There's a $1k reward offered for info on the killer. Don't handle dead or sick crows, but do call 503-292-0304 right away.
I'll use his name: David Tennant! #DavidTennant! Here's his full name: David John McDonald Tennant M20 Integrated Rider Sweeper-Scrubber :) https://t.co/rYfd0V8rUs