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This account will now provide important bowel movement information to RepMTG and other interested parties.

[❄️self isosceles 🔺🌈 @Poopsuite]

"When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping. ”
-Fred Rogers
#ACAB2020
#seattleprotest

[❄️self isosceles 🔺🌈 @Poopsuite]

@mtgreenee gurrrrl you did NOT warn me about menopause poops. You never talk about the important issues.

[❄️self isosceles 🔺🌈 @Poopsuite]

@mtgreenee
Hey girl! I'm pooping right now. Made me think of you. Hope you're doing good.

[❄️self isosceles 🔺🌈 @Poopsuite]

@mtgreenee good morning! I'm currently on the porcelain throne. Nothing to report yet but I'll keep you abreast of any bowel movement via this app. Thanks for always being there for me.

[❄️self isosceles 🔺🌈 @Poopsuite]

We're watching Joe Bob reruns and I just realized that I haven't updated @mtgreenee on my poop habits over the last week. Ok, we have three blowouts, six close calls, the realization that urea powder is not for me or my colon, then constipation. It's been a whirlwind of a week!!!

[❄️self isosceles 🔺🌈 @Poopsuite]

@mtgreenee hey so it's really cool you're growing and stuff. Good for you. Guess what? I had explosive diarrhea yesterday. it was everywhere. Like that scene in Bridesmaids. Stay golden (throne)

[❄️self isosceles 🔺🌈 @Poopsuite]

You KNOW this is a fair question

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@jk_rowling hey dude! Still crazy?

[❄️self isosceles 🔺🌈 @Poopsuite]

@mtgreenee it's been too long! I have been constipated lately. It's my own fault for taking zofran. Sometimes I use fleet enemas. Have you ever done one? Science is SO cool!

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@jk_rowling
Can I have a ticket to Iran or was it just for the one girl?

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@jk_rowling
I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!

[❄️self isosceles 🔺🌈 @Poopsuite]

@jk_rowling today's post is from an AI group I'm in. It's uncanny, no?

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I have never heard of anyone as obsessed with what goes on in people's underpants as this bitch, @jk_rowling

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Elon musk has no penis

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Trump is a bitch ass pussy

[❄️self isosceles 🔺🌈 @Poopsuite]

Fuck Trump

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Fuck tesla

[❄️self isosceles 🔺🌈 @Poopsuite]

@RepMTG oh lawd we poopin today! Basically it's been half liquid and half solid. It's probably ibs.

[❄️self isosceles 🔺🌈 @Poopsuite]

@elonmusk likes men with small hands. The breeder thing is a cover for this kink. I have receipts.
#idontmaketherules

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@jk_rowling I hope those Russian hackers make good on their threat to come get you. It will be a glorious day.

[❄️self isosceles 🔺🌈 @Poopsuite]

@KingCountyMetro whoever's canceling all of these trips and making me late for work really needs to have their dick just fall off in the middle of the night.