Poopy Pants Biden

I’m a Catholic boy from Scranton who ran for President 3 times so I could meet the Pope and poop myself. I love kids, sniffing hair and Satchel Paige. AMA!

[Poopy Pants Biden @PoopyPantsPOTUS]

@itsAntWright You serious on that last part?

[Bill Burr @billburr]

Congratulations to the @UMichFootball on the big win in the Big House!!!!

[Poopy Pants Biden @PoopyPantsPOTUS]

@funder So wrong and trivial. McCarthy is nothing

[Swanky Wolverine @swankywolverine]

Brian Kelly
Div 1 HC record: 126-45 (.736)
2 time AP Coach of the Year
2 CFP appearances
Given 10 yr / $95M contract

Mel Tucker
Div 1 HC record: 17-14 (.548)
Given 10 yr / $95M contract

Seems fair.

[Poopy Pants Biden @PoopyPantsPOTUS]

@RostronE @NancyTracker Coincidence! Close your eyes

[Poopy Pants Biden @PoopyPantsPOTUS]

@DigitalRickC @NancyTracker No one said anything was causal?

[Michigan On BTN @MichiganOnBTN]

We see a lot of Block Ms and @aidanhutch97.

[PFF College @PFF_College]

Highest % chance to make the CFB Playoff

1. Georgia - 99% 🔒
2. Michigan - 71% 📈
3. Cincinnati - 65%
4. Alabama - 62%
5. Oklahoma State - 54%
6. Notre Dame - 45%
7. Ohio State - 3%

[Jake Butt @Jbooty88]

Flooding your timeline with more Michigan content, but that’s not a bad thing in our position… Am I right on this take? What’s your thoughts?

[Poopy Pants Biden @PoopyPantsPOTUS]

@DouglasTheDev @Kayrosis @AndrewYang @Fwd_Party Yeah, they are pretty bad

[Poopy Pants Biden @PoopyPantsPOTUS]

@joncoopertweets @spunkygaga @CalltoActivism Not qanon y’all are crazier than them with this shot

[Poopy Pants Biden @PoopyPantsPOTUS]

@ShirtlessSuds @DLFPtweets What?? I haven’t heard that alleged even once

[DLFP @DLFPtweets]

I'm seeing a lot of mock drafts mocking Hutch to the Lions at #1. Hutch & KT are doth DAWGS. If Holmes chose Hutch over KT, I wouldn't be mad at all.

[Poopy Pants Biden @PoopyPantsPOTUS]

@RS_Shadow24 @JamesYoder https://t.co/CgJ8Zy97mL

[Poopy Pants Biden @PoopyPantsPOTUS]

@JamesYoder Perhaps he just ruled out Ohio state

[Josh 〽️ @UMFanJosh]

Reminder that Aidan Hutchinson is better than your favorite college football player

[Poopy Pants Biden @PoopyPantsPOTUS]

@JamesYoder Perhaps he just ruled out Ohio state

[Anthony Broome @anthonytbroome]

Michigan is out for Domani Jackson