Matthew 𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓬

“move authentically” – some lesbian on reddit

[Price Errors @Pricerrors]

7.8FT PATIO UMBRELLA FOR $18

Normally retails $90 @ other stores.

https://t.co/SCLb1li4bL #ad

Grab it for $18 @ walmart while it lasts!

[Matthew 𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓬 @PoopySkittles]

@petalizing we need to talk more about Rebecca Black

[Matthew 𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓬 @PoopySkittles]

@sonicdrivein I placed a pickup order that was supposed to be ready at 7:07, you can see in the screenshot what time it is. The wait time made me late for work. I don’t know what the point of mobile pickup is if I still have to wait?

[Matthew 𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓬 @PoopySkittles]

@Wendys the app isn’t letting me redeem my free nuggets even though I hit the $5 threshold ???

[Matthew 𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓬 @PoopySkittles]

@duolingo can you explain why gagging the queen doesn’t isolate the standard deviation of the quantum tea or is Oscar just playing in my face so nasty

[Matthew 𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓬 @PoopySkittles]

Same is true for gays lol I’m one of them

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

gym bros will shoot test just once and this becomes their type forever

[Matthew 𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓬 @PoopySkittles]

@JoyceArtistry @The_guudest01 Aight you 29

[Matthew 𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓬 @PoopySkittles]

The concept of saying this abt a parody acct

[bri @legencarey]

tell me you’re stupid without telling me you’re stupid

[Matthew 𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓬 @PoopySkittles]

@WAVArchive Absolutely crazy move to buy this account and proceed to do the exact opposite of the thing that made it popular

I get the engagement farming is gonna come from people saying this but that’s gonna last what 2 days? lol

[Matthew 𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓬 @PoopySkittles]

lol go fuck yourself

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

The Donald Trump administration has excluded nursing, physical therapy, and public health as “professional” degrees under new federal student-loan rules.

These fields will now be considered “graduate” programs, and loans will be limited to $20,500 a year, compared to “professional” degrees, where the limit is $50,000 a year.

[Matthew 𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓬 @PoopySkittles]

@Jaxweah Honestly 5k for car repair and that’s it but anything would help. It’s been a hell of a year I hate that I’m even doing this

[Matthew 𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓬 @PoopySkittles]

America is such a joke now lol

[Matthew 𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓬 @PoopySkittles]

Watching Nancy Mace’s career implode is making me so very happy

[Matthew 𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓬 @PoopySkittles]

@HelgiMagic @TextMessages yes!

[໊ @buffys]

post a random picture or else everything will go bad in November.

[zز 🍒🇵🇸 @z_00pIz]

It worked holyshit

[Matthew 𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓬 @PoopySkittles]

WE WON

[Matthew 𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓬 @PoopySkittles]

the thing AI bros need to grasp is that you want AI to be more realistic because you want something, you know, real…

[Matthew 𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓬 @PoopySkittles]

ykw this woman is authentic as hell like no I wouldn’t vote for her ever but do I fuck w/ her? Low Key … yes

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

Marjorie Taylor Greene: This should not be happening. As a member of Congress, we already have a low enough job approval rating, the shutdown is just going to drive everybody's approval rating that much lower.

Pamela Brown: You're putting the blame on the leadership of your party?

Greene: Absolutely. We control the House. We control the Senate. We have the White House.

[m a x w i t t e r t @waxmittert]

And he was 35 at the time, by the way