h2gkmo

16 candles

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@F1shgurl3 WHATS DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?

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When I say I want a cookie I’m not talking about a FUCKING Oreo

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I feel bad for awkward people because everyone just assumes they’re gay

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When I type Brugh I imagine someone gargling on a wet burp while saying that

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If I’m gonna keep bed rotting let me make my bed cute atleast

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*Cusses*

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I hate when someone gets something before I do so now I can’t get it or I’ll look like a fucking COPY CAT 🤬

[h2gkmo @PoorAl1en]

Fisher
Fis-her
Fish her…
passing trans girl = fish
Quote - “Plenty of fish in the sea”
Trans quote - “I’m fish”
(but not correlated to the smell fish)

[h2gkmo @PoorAl1en]

@F1shgurl3 I got a hemorrhoid

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Having raw sex till I’m loose day 1

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Carbonara spicy noodles is such a ran threw trashy slut

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Before and after Marilyn Monroe ate lizzo

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@F1shgurl3 How it feels when you get up too fast-

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Body dysmorphia without the dysmorphia

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I keep putting my life on pause

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September is the horniest month

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I look like a bobble head omfg

[h2gkmo @PoorAl1en]

I wanna be model skinny but I also want a butt

[h2gkmo @PoorAl1en]

I cry everyday and the bottles make it worse

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I wonder what the world would look like if everything wasn’t political