AllegedlyRichard

Time traveling at 60 minutes per hour (sorry, I stole that line)

[AllegedlyRichard @PoorGoat]

Check the fabulous 'Starry Night" inspired bike path in the Netherlands:
http://t.co/JMbZttZZlk
On the bucket list.

[AllegedlyRichard @PoorGoat]

RIP, #EllyMay ...

http://t.co/9FgMN9p0Gi

[AllegedlyRichard @PoorGoat]

Q - "Can this be used to churn butter?" A - "I don't know, I don't have one, but I use the washing machine to churn butter." UNHELPFUL

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Think I'm on a mission to mark as "unhelpful" all answers on http://t.co/qSXYfgh6a8 that consist of some form of "I don't know..."

[AllegedlyRichard @PoorGoat]

Up for auction: the Cowardly Lion costume worn by Burt Lahr in "The Wizard of Oz" (and other incredible goodies) http://t.co/5lKyy5oMOO

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RIP, #CarolAnnSusi , who voiced the mother of maybe my 12th favorite fictional astronaut. 'HOWARD, GET THE DOOR!' http://t.co/FqJoSqRaZf

[AllegedlyRichard @PoorGoat]

#LumosityContest (haiku) possible entry: Thinking used to hurt / Thanks to training, not so much / Ok still hurts some

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New pet peeve: "Have a nice rest of your evening" (instead of "have a nice evening"). I get that your wish for me isn't retroactive.

[AllegedlyRichard @PoorGoat]

Do any of you all think I'm over-sharing? Please advise.

[AllegedlyRichard @PoorGoat]

Just sent email to friends pointing this train-wreck of a twitter pile. Just got a reminder that the M/C bill is due. Oh the humanity.

[AllegedlyRichard @PoorGoat]

Remain puzzled at the names I just saw during sign-up. What has Bob Vila to do with me?