Poor Tom Ricketts

Cubs owner, occasional peddler, splitting a garden apartment with Ronnie Wickers, still waiting out that inheritance.

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.@stevenkeers do you want to know the terrifying truth about #obamatarp or do you wanna see Soler hit some dingers??

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What I meant to ask for was 18 signs all of them with profanity on them #renovations

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@EvilCraneKenney do you realize how many fabrege eggs I could get with $1,000 a week for life?

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.@EvilCraneKenney .@TheRealMr609 just make the check out to cash. Or Paragon Effeciency Apartments LLC

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.@stevenkeers still plenty of unpaid internships available

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.@stevenkeers pretty sure our wins/dollar are going up #sabermetrics #checkingpayphonesforchange

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.@EvilCraneKenney its money. For people.

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.@EvilCraneKenney I thought it was a Kraft service table #blueboxblues

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.@EvilCraneKenney .@jazayerli and how praytell, will I advertise my yard sale this weekend?

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@EvilCraneKenney. @jazayerli. Where exactly is this basket budget coming from?

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.@WillDevane do you have any bronze contacts? Need to sell a couple statues #dead #isntHOFenough #hurryupernie

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@EvilCraneKenney you know talking to @thekapman always makes me queasy.

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@EvilCraneKenney. How long do you think those yogurts they keep in the bowl of lukewarm water will keep in my Taurus?.

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@EvilCraneKenney @CarrieMuskat sorry I was late, passed out from blowing up those balloons. #heliumaintcheap.

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http://t.co/nMuodKvWAz @KeithOlbermann I assume this designation comes with some sort of monetary award?

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@JeffPassan. If we fell "well short" then how come Theo gave me this medal today? PS You think it's real gold?.

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For the record we nearly doubled the Yankees offer on tanaka. How a guy could turn down 300M yen is beyond me

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We promise unlimited use of google translate if Tanaka chooses us #perks

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@rjb37066 @JulieDiCaro. Yeah...for charity...

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Be sure to stop by #ClarktheCubs clubhouse this year for split the pot raffle tickets!!