PoorYorick

I'm the world's greatest exaggerator!

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My ability to predict the future is only going to get worse over time.

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No shade on Bob Dylan, but compare any of his harmonica solos to Stevie Wonder's "For Once In My Life."

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Good news: work has started on a Matrix prequel.
Bad news: it's real life happening now and all of us are characters in it.

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Dear Iran,

You must not kill protesters or label them as terrorists.

Unironically,

America

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@rememberthemilk Is it possible that your API is down again? I see it's reporting healthy on your status page, but I'm not able to get through.

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Did not age well.

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It’s going to be a Pence Cheney GOP ticket in 2024. Trump, if not in jail, will start a third party.

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Anthony Newley died in 1999. The programming language Python was released in 1991. I hope Newley tried to use it to talk to the animals.

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@jbouie I keep reading these really well-crafted opinion pieces in the NYTimes that have your byline, so now I’m a fan. Keep going!

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@joplinapp I've been using Joplin for about a year now. I really like it. I just went through the difficult labor of migrating all of my OneNote documents into Markdown. Importing them into Joplin was really easy. Thanks for making a great product!

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I’m disappointed that Twitter has slapped a “state-sponsored media” label on NPR’s accounts.

It is especially disappointing that an outlet like Fox News receives no label, even though the Dominion lawsuit has shown that they willfully lie to their viewers.

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@DodgersNation It’s too soon to tell. Ask us again on Sunday.

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@roywoodjr @TheDailyShow You got this!

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@CaytonHolland Or dining room curtains

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ATTN MEDIA: Please be sure to refer to him as “disgraced former president.”

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@bestmanager1967 So skipper, does that mean that the team’s annual October fishing trip is canceled, or are you going to wait until after the All Start Break to make that call?

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@RyanDivish That was me and my friends. Happy to help. Also, sorry.

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Twitter Suspends Journalists’ Accounts, Some of Whom Wrote About Musk - The New York Times https://t.co/goET0guBIP

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Anyone know about a Comcast outage in Wing Point?#bainbridgeisland

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@BeschlossDC Could anyone effectively explain anything to him?

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@johnmoe I hope you see them seen.

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Now playing: “Come Back From San Francisco” by the Magnetic Fields. “Should pretty boys in discos distract you from your novel, remember I’m awful in love with you.”