Emily

The generational story of droppin’ The Plot 🇺🇸✨

[Emily @Poorchoice69]

Jake and I can’t stop laughing because I said this pic of me looks like my nephew in a wig

[Emily @Poorchoice69]

Thinking there is a God that will send you to hell if you put your dick in someone before a piece of paper is signed by you and your partner

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

What’s the biggest sign of someone having low intelligence?

[Emily @Poorchoice69]

Hey, one thing the whole ass WNBA can agree on is that nobody, and I do mean NO ONE, wants Donnie Trump’s opinion on ANYTHING. Keep women’s sports out of your fuck ass narratives and go idk run the country or something?

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

He cheated on his wife with a porn star.

[Emily @Poorchoice69]

@Riley_Gaines_ 🤮🤢

[Emily @Poorchoice69]

I do think Begged is one of the best songs ever written. I also think in like 30 years kids will look back on it like we do Silver Springs or something like that idk.

[Emily @Poorchoice69]

Fuck this guy

[Emily @Poorchoice69]

@outttie5000 I could have also just responded to that tweet with one word. Arizona.

[Emily @Poorchoice69]

@outttie5000 As if it’s not because they live in 600 year old buildings

[Emily @Poorchoice69]

@malvvvada All of this is so valid

[Emily @Poorchoice69]

@NebraskaMegan And I’ll never let him live it down

[Emily @Poorchoice69]

If anyone would like to gift me something for being born, pls help me get my hair done. Something about spending like 30% of my paycheck on my hair makes me want to throw up.

[Emily @Poorchoice69]

These announcers are on some crazy shit, you’re IN Indiana watch your damn tone @WNBA

[Emily @Poorchoice69]

Hate to be a Karen but I actually agree with the police on this one, these kids are being reckless! They’re going to seriously hurt themselves or worse.

[DCSO - Omaha, NE @DCSheriffNE]

🚨Attention Parents 🚨

Effective immediatley, the DCSO will be issuing citations to parents of juveniles who are caught riding illegal vehicles recklessly on public roadways.

"Since school got out, we have been inundated with calls, emails, requests, and complaints, from across the county about juveniles riding illegal motorized vehicles in an unsafe manner. We have pushed public messaging explaining what vehicles are legal to drive and where, asked for compliance, and given numerous warnings to parents after their children are caught, yet some parents allow this behavior to continue. This must stop before a child is seriously injured or killed." ~Sheriff Aaron Hanson

[Emily @Poorchoice69]

The Savanna Bananas are basically sporty drag and you can’t convince me otherwise

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The White House lawn is about to smell like cigarettes and unpaid child support.

[miia @miiagarro]

my bush literally grows thicker than your beard lower your tone

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

When I paid $200 for 3 bags of groceries today, I thought to myself, “I’m sure glad they’re having a UFC fight on the White House lawn”

[Emily @Poorchoice69]

Hunter saying “I WAS a crackhead that was true” actually is incredibly relatable. Sometimes you end up a crackhead or a junkie & if you’re lucky, you make it out alive & move on. Honest politicians (or politically adjacent people) earn respect faster so jot that down.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Thousands of you have written to me about your recovery since I opened up about mine.

Some of you are years sober. Some of you just made it through a hard day and wanted someone to know.

And I will tell you what I tell everyone: you are not alone.

You never are.

[Emily @Poorchoice69]

Hey is anyone studying why so many pedos and child abusers come out of Utah, or are we just blaming the Mormon church? LDS has to play a part but it cannot be the only contributing factor