Mr. bert

[Mr. bert @Poot_Grann]

Every time I get sick, I think of starting a band called Post Nasal Drip

[Mr. bert @Poot_Grann]

I called spectrum customer service today and ended up having a 10 minute conversation about anime while the guy helped me out. 👍

[Mr. bert @Poot_Grann]

I finally broke 300 lbs on my deadlift. Sadly, I still look like a guy who doesn't even hoist.

[Mr. bert @Poot_Grann]

Can't we all agree that the laws to ban thin plastic grocery bags and replace them with thick plastic bags didn't help the environment

[Mr. bert @Poot_Grann]

I took my kids to see the new Spiderman movie last night. It was the best Spiderman movie yet. I loved it so much more than I thought I would!

[Mr. bert @Poot_Grann]

I love to go off on rants about the corruption of big business when my kids ask for unhealthy snacks blatantly marketed to children. The last time I did it, the guy behind me in line said my kids might be a little too young to understand. #ItsTooEarlyUntilItsTooLate

[Mr. bert @Poot_Grann]

I don't think I know a Mexican who doesn't love El Sonodito #MexicanParty

[Mr. bert @Poot_Grann]

I just got my first tattoo. So I am no longer a nerd. I am now a hard-core cool guy.

[Mr. bert @Poot_Grann]

I'm gonna go watch the new Demon Slayer movie all alone cuz my only anime bro is busy tonight #ThePowerOfAnimeCanOvercomeAnythingEvenSocialAnxiety

[Mr. bert @Poot_Grann]

For the first time in my life it really feels like the world is my oyster, but tbh it smells kinda fishy.

[Mr. bert @Poot_Grann]

Do you ever think about how at any moment a mirror is reflecting an infinite number of things? How can a finite object reflect an infinite amount?#IWasntHighWhenIThoughtAboutThis

[Mr. bert @Poot_Grann]

I've been watching Ancient Apocalypse and it has a lot of parallels with the Void Century in One Piece

[Mr. bert @Poot_Grann]

Is it kosher to eat bamboo shoots with bamboo chopsticks? #whatdoestheTorahsay #ImNotJewishButICanRespectTheirCulture

[Mr. bert @Poot_Grann]

When people say not to make blanket statements isn't that a blanket statement about blanket statements? #notallblanketstatementsarewrong

[Mr. bert @Poot_Grann]

I hit a PR on my squat today, but I strained my big toe in the process. Gotta remember to keep good form. #Chadlife #hoist

[Mr. bert @Poot_Grann]

I think I am just about ready to hit my midlife crisis.

[Mr. bert @Poot_Grann]

Bring on the recession, I'm not afraid to move back to my dad's house. I knew it was too good to be true when I moved out. #millenniallife

[Mr. bert @Poot_Grann]

I tried birthday cake ice cream for the first time yesterday. Surprisingly it tasted just like birthday cake.

[Mr. bert @Poot_Grann]

I've been taking cold showers for the past 3 weeks. I used to scream when I stepped into the water, now I just flex really hard.