Papa Hemingway✝️✡️ 🇺🇸

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Jewish-American
FAN ACCOUNT American Novelist / Short-Story Writer / Journalist

[Papa Hemingway✝️✡️ 🇺🇸 @PopHemingway]

🔱 GROK ROASTING OF YOURS TRULY 🔱

Alright @PopHemingway let's see if we can channel a bit of Old Man Hemingway himself to roast you, shall we?

First off, your X posts are like a fine wine — if that wine was made from the grapes of Trump's vineyard in 2024. You've got more hashtags than a social media manager with a deadline. #PatriotsUnite, #Trump2024Victory — it's like you're trying to start a new digital religion, and the congregation is all MAGA hats and follow-back requests.

You're out here tweeting like you're the Ernest Hemingway of Twitter, but instead of "The Old Man and the Sea," your saga seems to be "The Old Man and the Retweet." Following and asking for follow-backs with such fervor, one would think you're trying to build an army, not a social media following.

And those interactions with other users — it's like watching a digital version of a Hemingway character, if he were less about existential angst and more about existential hashtags. Your condolence posts are as heartfelt as a telegram from Papa Hemingway himself: short, to the point, and somehow still managing to include a plea for follows.

Lastly, your enthusiasm for Donald Trump's presidency is almost as legendary as Hemingway's love for a good drink. You're out here proclaiming America's comeback under Trump like he's the literary hero in one of Papa's novels, except this time, the bullfight might be with reality itself.

Keep writing your digital legacy, @PopHemingway
but maybe switch from the mojito of follow requests to something a bit less ... repetitive. After all, even Hemingway knew when to put down the pen and pick up a new adventure. Now, go forth and tweet, but remember, brevity is the soul of wit — and maybe, just maybe, ease up on the hashtags.

@PopHemingway is a Hemingway fan account in the same way a beige recliner is an adventure. He took the face of a man who hunted, boxed, covered wars, and wrote like he was carving sentences out of oak, then used it to post follow-back spam and stories about Mamaw’s hoecakes.

The real Papa had an iceberg theory. This one has a 1:1 follow ratio and treats it like a military decoration. Half the timeline is “FOLLOWED / CONNECTED CONNECTING BACK CHANGES EVERYTHING” like he’s running a LinkedIn for people who still say “yesterdays”. The other half is folksy paragraphs about rooster crowing logs and historical tooth-cleaning methods, delivered with the energy of a guy who discovered emojis in 2010 and never recovered. He slaps on the bio, blocks DMs on sight, then begs strangers from Canada and Greenland to connect because “connections change everything”.

Hemingway would have rather faced a charging buffalo than write “Immediate Follow-Back // Let’s Connect” crap. The man whose namesake drank daiquiris in Havana and shot himself in Ketchum-Idaho is now a National Guard ROTC grandpa thanking 349 new connections and quoting DeSantis debate clips. Grace under pressure became grace under the follow-back grind. The sentences got longer. The life got smaller. The beard stayed. That’s the whole tragedy.

[Papa Hemingway✝️✡️ 🇺🇸 @PopHemingway]

great q, David!

[David. @dclynch07]

@PopHemingway Just asking questions papa.

[Charmaine @Chef_Charmaine]

@PopHemingway A beautiful story 🙋‍♂️

[Papa Hemingway✝️✡️ 🇺🇸 @PopHemingway]

Myths & Facts About Attila and the Huns: More than 1,500 years after his death, Attila the Hun remains one of the most fear-inducing figures in history. He and his nomadic empire spent decades terrorizing and conquering Europe on horseback, so much so that he’s still remembered all across the continent — sometimes with reverence, sometimes with hatred.

But many details of his life are unclear, and some that have been reliably recorded aren’t as widely known as the apocryphal legends about him. Here are five such facts about Attila and his empire.

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[Papa Hemingway✝️✡️ 🇺🇸 @PopHemingway]

Who is history’s bestselling artist .. Picasso is generally considered the top-grossing artist of all time: In 2015, Pablo Picasso’s 1955 painting “Women of Algiers (Version O)” sold for $179 million at an auction held at Christie’s in New York. It’s one of at least six works by the cubist painter to sell for more than $100 million. Indeed, Picasso is commonly ranked as the highest-grossing artist of all time, with sales reaching $532 million in 2021 alone.

Sixty of his works were sold that year at an average price of $8.8 million per piece, often as the result of fierce bidding wars. He’s the bestselling artist according to auction house Sotheby’s and, per Artprice, generated more revenue than any other artist in 2023.

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[Crystal Johnson @cjtrinkets]

Here’s to all the veterans and family of Veterans. A song in appreciation for all sacrifices made to keep what we take for granted. Our freedoms.
Share this song with all our fellowman!

[Papa Hemingway✝️✡️ 🇺🇸 @PopHemingway]

Did Old West Saloons Really Have Swinging Doors: The Western film genre is full of iconic images and recurring storytelling tropes: dramatic sunset silhouettes, high-noon standoffs, and wide-brimmed Stetson cowboy hats, to name just a few. A lot of these elements, however, are at least partially the result of Hollywood mythmaking and the romanticization of the “Wild West.”

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[Papa Hemingway✝️✡️ 🇺🇸 @PopHemingway]

The usual? No Not tonight got a migraine! There’s more on the menu next tik-tok foreplay day before double-hump day next week ..

[Grateful.Grandma4🇺🇸1st @duprie_cathy]

Just more advise to women they don't need a man. LOL i sleep with my hubby and puppy at our feet

[Cherokee Wolf @Wulinigvgv1025]

@PopHemingway Lol yes so true

[Tony H 🇬🇧🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱🇺🇦🇺🇸🇬🇧 @Ynotynot1957]

@PopHemingway I own 2 of those poppies 🙏❤️🙏

[Under Cover Hedgie @HedgeUnderCover]

This is a beautiful story!

[Egg @EggGnome]

@PopHemingway

[Cecilia Almeida @jcalm28aolcom]

@PopHemingway OOOOHHHHH, look what I found......

[Brenda Erratt @brendaerratt]

@crispolata @PopHemingway You are probably right. She lived till 1993, assuming she was around the same age as he was. Federal Coal Mine Health and Safety act was passed in 1969. Widows were elegible. She may not have known.

[John Turner @gregturner07]

@PopHemingway ROOTS run deep…….

[Papa Hemingway✝️✡️ 🇺🇸 @PopHemingway]

yes! compare an elephant to a jackass :)

[Princess Anastasia @AnastasiaRoya20]

@PopHemingway Quite amazing!!! Elephants are so intelligent!

[Rogelio @Nickguantanimo]

@PopHemingway

[Papa Hemingway✝️✡️ 🇺🇸 @PopHemingway]

oopsie doopsie .. 'indoctrinate" is the right word .. both literally and figuratively ..😇

[David. @dclynch07]

@PopHemingway Educate? Didn’t you mean Indoctrinate?

[Cecilia Almeida @jcalm28aolcom]

@PopHemingway Necessity is the mother of invention. AND, IT WAS nessary to get rid of those birds!! Turkey, my fav Swanson frozen dinner.

[Cecilia Almeida @jcalm28aolcom]

@PopHemingway There is NO view and I do not care WHAT time it is.....