Everett Hubbard

[Onion Labs @OnionLabs]

If you paid for gift wrapping you’re a sucker. RITZ would have done it for free while providing background music. http://t.co/7z3lxFd535 #ad

[Dana Loesch @DLoesch]

Today I fill in for my new boss @GlennBeck 's television program. 5pm eastern! Don't miss! Hint: crafts + birth control = awesome. #TheBlaze