Dr. Edgar Zomboss ➐

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[Dr. Edgar Zomboss ➐ @PopSmarts_brain]

'' To show exactly what this social media account shall comprise of to the masses, who find devotion in small animals, I present adoring photos taken of my dearest pet hedgehog, Mr. Stubbins. ''

[Dr. Edgar Zomboss ➐ @PopSmarts_brain]

'' SERVANT! I WILL TAKE SEVENTEEN POUNDS OF YOUR MOST /DISGUSTING/ SPIDERS-- AND A BUCKET OF YOUR MOST /POISONOUS!/ ''

[Dr. Edgar Zomboss ➐ @PopSmarts_brain]

'' Hmmm... Sounds like valuable lessons indeed. While I, myself, can seamlessly fit in with human society without anyone knowing the difference... (People around him are screaming) ... My army cannot. ''

[Dr. Edgar Zomboss ➐ @PopSmarts_brain]

'' (Zomboss is sitting down, having Frogpants laid out in front of him as he fixes the other's sleeve) And, this is how you sew your shirt back together after a mowing accident. ''

[Dr. Edgar Zomboss ➐ @PopSmarts_brain]

'' Okay, zombies, we're going to have to admit that, overall... We're not very good at this. In fact, we're not very good at a lot of things. ''

[Dr. Edgar Zomboss ➐ @PopSmarts_brain]

'' (DIVA SPIN) Oh, THERE you are! (Tapping his foot) ''

[Dr. Edgar Zomboss ➐ @PopSmarts_brain]

'' There... Below ground... My rightful sovereignty can take /ROOT AND GROW LIKE A PLANT!/ (Silence, horrified expression) Well, no, not like a plant!! (Immediately sweating) Like something /similar/ to a plant, but very much /not/ a plant... Because plants are /irritating./ ''

[Dr. Edgar Zomboss ➐ @PopSmarts_brain]

'' (The sky is red, as he runs around with a field on fire) /HAHA HA!!/ CARNAGE! DESTRUCTION!! PLANTS RUNNING IN FEAR! HOT BUTTERED POPBRAINS! I LOVE SPORTS! (Holds out remote with a button) Mr. Stubbins? Would you like to do the honors? ''

[Dr. Edgar Zomboss ➐ @PopSmarts_brain]

'' Even at night, asleep, I can't quit thinking of my many defeats! /URGH!/ I should be dreaming of /GOOD/ things! (In his Mr. Stubbins patterned pjs; He gestures to his bedroom, showing brain pillows, brain blankets, and a brain night light-- For zombies afraid of the dark. ) ''

[Dr. Edgar Zomboss ➐ @PopSmarts_brain]

'' (Mr. Stubbins is sat on his head) But a /second/ thing you can say about zombies, is that they're /not smart enough to quit when they obviously should./ ''

[Dr. Edgar Zomboss ➐ @PopSmarts_brain]

'' NO! THIS CAN'T BE! Are you /seriously/ telling me that... You guys are /still/ in /COLLEGE?/ (Snicker! Snicker!) HAH HAH! ''

[Dr. Edgar Zomboss ➐ @PopSmarts_brain]

'' WE MEET AGAIN my old foes! You've been THWARTING my attempts to rebuild my /sun vacuum/, but THIS time... You will FAIL! THIS TIME- HEY, WAIT! I WAS STILL IN THE MIDDLE OF A SPEECH! I WAS STILL SPEECHING! ''

[Dr. Edgar Zomboss ➐ @PopSmarts_brain]

'' But I, EDGAR ZOMBOSS, WILL TRACE THEM! I WILL have my REVENGE! I WILL HAVE VICTORY! I WILL HAVE BRAINS! ....... (Expression of absolute pain) My toe /seriously/ hurts. ''

[Dr. Edgar Zomboss ➐ @PopSmarts_brain]

'' So, after watching the past few days through my extensive network of hidden cameras, I have come to two conclusions! ... Apparently, being /nice/ to people and giving them /rewards/ is actually an incentive to do a better job. Hm. Hmmm... ''

[Dr. Edgar Zomboss ➐ @PopSmarts_brain]

'' (Mr. Stubbins is held in his hand, wearing a little pink bow. Zomboss has an adoring expression) Isn't that right, Mr. Stubbins, my lovable little precious zombie good boy hedgehog? ''

[Dr. Edgar Zomboss ➐ @PopSmarts_brain]

'' (A zombie is presenting him with folded towels, Zomboss looks pleased) Oh. Nice towels. Good folding. ''

[Dr. Edgar Zomboss ➐ @PopSmarts_brain]

'' Citizens of Neighborville, your continued antagonism against our rightful claim on your city and brains is noted. Action will be taken at another time. Dr. Edgar Zomboss. ''

[Dr. Edgar Zomboss ➐ @PopSmarts_brain]

'' Hmm, they think they can defeat us at the ruse of /being human/, do they? Well, the forces of Zomboss are IN-DEFEATABLE! Or... /UN-DEFEATABLE!/ Anti-defeatable? ARGH! /Whatever/ the word is! ''

[Dr. Edgar Zomboss ➐ @PopSmarts_brain]

'' Hmm. You know what? I feel like indulging in a little bit of maniacal laughter. haHAH HAHAH! HEHE! HAHA HAH- /HAAA! HAHA!/ ''

[Dr. Edgar Zomboss ➐ @PopSmarts_brain]

'' (DIVA SPIN) Oh, THERE you are! (Tapping his foot) ''

[Dr. Edgar Zomboss ➐ @PopSmarts_brain]

'' LOOK at this! You've ripped a hole in reality you BRAINLESS FOOL! Not only that-- You've shredded my SIGNED poster of Albert Einstein, one of my /very/ favorite idols, since he was not only a genius like MYSELF, but let's face it-- His brain would have been DELICIOUS. ''