Pun Intended 🌽

PhD in psychology of human behavior in the Frum world. Social analysis of yeshivaleit and yeshivishkeit. Specializing in corny jokes, bec no one appreciates it

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Him: I have a kasha in Mesechtes challah

Me *smiling*: Look in the Lechem Mishna

Him: PASnisht to make jokes

Me: Were on a ROLL here!

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*many a moldy mask hanging from the rearveiw mirror*

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Those disturbing 5 seconds right after the Baal Simcha makes Kiddush and all the young hungry bochurim are awkwardly looking around, not sure when to start eating their herring juice soaked-sponge cake

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[Farher]

*chinese looking bachur saunters into office*

*under desk, Rosh Yeshiva nervously emptying contents of Purell bottle onto hands*

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Quarantine does weird things to people.

Just saw a yungerman taking out the garbage

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The chiddush to me about this whole whole corona business is that the goyim in the street are hocking to each about it..

The goyim hocking!? Thats a chiddush.

Since when do you see 2 random non jews who never met before, hocking in the supermarket!!? Well corona has that koach

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I have a sneaking suspicion nebach, that some socially off chevra are really enjoying this social distancing thing...

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[2:43 am]

*yungerman reeking like lemon lime scented lysol, tiptoes into Bais Medresh*

*eyes darting every which way*

*dashes over to shtender, grabs the Makif and a half eaten tuna sandwich*

*books*

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I think the soda machine is still working in BMG. Just putting a out of the box idea out there

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Challenge:
5 Chol Hamoed trip ideas

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What we look like:
News: COVID-19 now in every state!

Us: Omg crazy!

5 min later

News: USA IN A 14 DAY QUARANTINE!

Us: This is crazy!

5 min later

News: EVERY SCHOOL MUST CLOSE!

Us: Now THIS is crazy!

5 min later

News: STATE BORDERS CLOSING!

Us: WORLD IS GOING CRAZY!

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If someone is looking to be a Dr and a farmer... he can go into the medical field

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Bain Hasdarim the big balai kishron like to play chess.

And the not such big balai kishron settle for checkers

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What's pshat people feel a taiva to respond to a pun, with a pun?

Teretz is, Kemayim Punim Al Punim

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Chavrusas are not there to help you learn... they are there to help you work on your middos.

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How ironic that CVS is an abbreviation for Chas VeShalom

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Rebbi: So I had a thought on the gemara.... *squinting* and I just wanted to throw it out there for the oilam *making a throwing motion*

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*runs into doctors office*

DOC!!! I GOT A SICK IDEA!

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Children spend most of their summer experience on the bus. Not playing sports, not swimming, not in a air conditioned facility, but on a bus

[Shticky @shtickydude]

@PopCorn_Pundit And $145 total to cover all tips

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*hands $850 to camp director for the month*

*child comes home later holding a note*
PLEASE SEND $40 WITH YOUR YINGEL FOR THE TRIP TOMORROW!