Punked Fakert

Former member of #FrumTwitter. Loser of #ftoty2022 finals. Husband, father, shvugger.#ftoty2022 winner.

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OG my king

[Belaaz News @TheBelaaz]

🏀✡️ — WATCH: Waterbury Mesivta and Rabbi Kalish watching the last and winning play of the Knicks game on Wednesday night.

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I heard Rolex is raffling off a kollel to anyone who buys a watch

[Yaakov Langer @jacklanger]

For those who won’t watch the episode.

That’s fair, you don’t need to.

Let me make this very clear.

This episode and conversation deals with the fact that:

1) He is a convicted felon
2) He deserved to go to prison for the mistakes he made
3) How it’s important to not just feel bad about the wrongs we do but to proactively make a difference (hence him uncomfortably coming on using his faults as a life experience for others)

99% of Living Lchaim guests didn’t go to prison.

We’re not glorifying wrongdoings.
We’re addressing how our mistakes we make we need to be held accountable for.

And also, that we should follow God (I’m sorry if that makes you feel uncomfortable- but that’s a big part of this conversation)

Don’t be a bad person.
Don’t steal.
Follow the law.

(And for the people who want to know what he did, you ca watch part 1)

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@HaMeturgeman @Naftali_Kempeh This would be even more accurate if you took out the word "new"

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@endimem_music @Nero https://t.co/kB9TMc4s5M

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The last time I heard the word gymnasium was from my 9th grade rebbi

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I heard there's a free takeout store opening in boropark called mamdani geula

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New Yorkers after election results:

[SAUCE GARDNER @iamSauceGardner]

New York it's been real💚

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Hey Mike, do you think MBD and the Agudah Chairman ever get together for lunch?

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@DBashIdeas 💔

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raffles in the 90's raffles now

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If you feel the need to preface any statement with "I don't agree with him but.." then you are part of the problem.

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every lakewood gvir post sleeve+ozempic

[Wrestling from 80s/90s @Wrestling80s90s]

Yo, what happened to The Rock!?

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"it always gets everyone into the right mood"

-chazzan who never actually asked anyone if it gets them into the right mood

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Rare opportunity: For a donation of just $180 a group of rabbonim will go to Rome and scream "Titus Titus" for 40 days. Many have seen great yeshuos.

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@DBashIdeas Herzog and Wein great collab

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Looking for a ride to the mountains for 3 small kids. Also someone to host them. TIA.

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making a siyum tonight. serving milchigs.

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Report: shady lane ballabus who went on ozempic and worked out the entire winter to compete in the bungalow pickleball game still can't play pickleball

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Breaking: Lakewood halls now offering chasunah packages without electricity in latest effort to make weddings more affordable

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Me when I’m about to roast my brother in law at his daughter’s shabbos sheva brachos: