Pope Elder

The churches of Christ are autonomously governed by a select group of elders, but we all know who is really in charge. Don't forget about the Podcast!!

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@JordanCHubbard thanks

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12/12 Please don’t take this an indictment on other parody accounts. I am doing this for my health. #PopeElderOut #LapelMicDrop

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11/12 I hope that maybe I have helped some of you cope. I pray for those I might have alienated along the way. May King Jesus be praised.

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10/12 It seems PopeElder was part of a process - an avenue through which I could express my frustration, anger, and even depression.

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9/12 I was fired by a pope elder and I think PopeElder was a result of my grieving that moment. Humor is how I cope.

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8/12 I have believed this and preached this for quite a while, but have yet to apply it to my twitter life. #weirdsentence

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7/12 I believe that following Jesus will eventually do more than simply shift our spectrum of grace, it will expand it.

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6/12 When I “matured” I acted as if those on my left were friends and those on my right were stupid. This is just as unhelpful.

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5/12 I grew up believing that those on my right were friends and those on my left were sinful.

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4/12 But as soon as I grew out of it, I became frustrated with and judgmental of the people who hadn’t changed their mind at the same time.

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3/12 I grew up in a place where salvation was earned by the saved not by the Savior. I eventually grew out of that belief.

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2/13 Over the past few months I have noticed the lack of grace I have shown my more conservative brothers and sisters.

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1/13 I’m saying goodbye to PopeElder. I have spent some time praying about this and think it is what I need to do.

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@CoCBulletin that means it was a good year.

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Because I am always seeking to be culturally sensitive, I try not limit my pronouns for Satan to the masculine gender.

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@JordanCHubbard what?!? I favorited nothing! I only hit the deep seeded anger button that is shaped like a heart. What am I missing?

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As hard as I am on instrumental worship, there is really only one downside to it: Hell

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Are we sure Dora the Explorer has all the right paperwork to be traveling like she does?

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Make sure to say a prayer for all the veterans today. If you're a woman, make sure to say it quietly to yourself.

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I tricked the kid at Starbucks into yelling, "Jesus wasn't born on Christmas" by telling him I'd slap him if he didn't.