Lil Miss Sassafras

Warden of the asylum at Chateau Bacon. First female Protestant Pope. Next stop, #LibertarianDictator Pronouns: Dude/Bruh, Victim of Pyshics

[Lil Miss Sassafras @PopeSparkles]

I once thought I was an angry individual. Then I got on social media. I'm a fucking ray of sunshine comparatively.

[Lil Miss Sassafras @PopeSparkles]

If you're not on at least one government watch list, are you truly an American?

[Lil Miss Sassafras @PopeSparkles]

Praise the Lord! The crew has been extracted from the capsule safely! #NASA #Artemis2

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

If a pediatrician asks you to wait outside during the examination, you say no. If they insist, you take your child home and immediately change doctors.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

WOW. Kirk Moore, the Principal of Pauls Valley High School in Oklahoma, was injured after he TACKLED a would-be school shooter.

Moore suffered a gunshot wound to the leg but was able to subdue the shooter and prevent further casualties.

This man is a HERO.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

There is no McTry. Only McDo.

[Lil Miss Sassafras @PopeSparkles]

I endorse this idea.

[¡El SooperMexican! ن c137 🦬 @SooperMexican]

I suggest that Latino Gen-Xers of Mexican provenance be referred to as Gen-Mexers.
And I’ll be their king.

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

AMAZE AMAZE AMAZE

[Lil Miss Sassafras @PopeSparkles]

My little Gen-X heart was waiting with baited breath waiting for the #Integery from #Artemis2 to land safely in the Pacific. Hopefully, the recovery team can find them now. Gotta love technology.

[Lil Miss Sassafras @PopeSparkles]

@deszirr24 I saw that the next day. 😭
I was hoping to see more of character arc from him.

[Lil Miss Sassafras @PopeSparkles]

Finally watched the season finale of #HighPotential. My niece, nephew, and I at the end were discussing how the GSW looked and if it could be survivable. Like we know what we're talking about.

[Defend the West @real_DefendWest]

19-year-old shoves 84-year-old man, cracks his skull and kills him, then walks free on probation after whining "bad day." Media silent.

Justice?

[Lil Miss Sassafras @PopeSparkles]

Just introduced the youngins to @alyankovic by playing "Weasel Stomping Day" on YouTube. For some reason, its their new favorite song.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Thanks for the tip-off

We'll be extra nice to Muslims in the hope they will relent a bit and not kill all of us

[Caleb Howe @CalebHowe]

Oh man. Hopefully a false alarm, such things usually are. But after yesterday's attacks you have to worry ...

[Lil Miss Sassafras @PopeSparkles]

Word on the street is that Harvey Weinstein has been getting beat up in prison.
Am I supposed to feel sorry for him? I rather put some money on the books of those who are helping him with 'exposure therapy'.

[Lil Miss Sassafras @PopeSparkles]

We need bring back ninja warriors to take out the predator class/PDFs. #ThoughtForTheDay

[Kurt Schlichter @KurtSchlichter]

Oh no

[Lil Miss Sassafras @PopeSparkles]

Question: if I was to rent a truck with a woodchipper attached ti the trailer hitch and drove it around DC, would I get in any trouble?
Follow up: what about if I had a friend follow me with a truck full of pigs?
#InquiringMinds

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

A few Quran texts to give you some idea of the Religion of Peace

[Lil Miss Sassafras @PopeSparkles]

Hey @WTHuston! Guess what? I found my grandfather's old wig making machine. Its a family hair-loom. 😉