What is truth?

living the dream, with an occasional nightmare tossed in the mix

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@sammyhagar I’m not sure, but clearly it was a love song

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@TheWeirdWorld good news....I must be super intelligent

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@sammyhagar I was a wee little rocker in 77’ and didn’t catch the train until Standing Hampton came out. Every song on that album hooked me.

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Hey @VDOOZER, thank you for Scrubs. After all these years it still brings a smile to my face.

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@2bLyn @AlexApple_ @MNPDNashville The bitter husk of a human club meets on Wednesdays. I’d love to sponsor you for membership

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@politico @JoeBiden should not pick @SenKamalaHarris as the veep. Picking someone of higher caliber could make him look foolish. Not as foolish as Trump, but still

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@GovTimWalz MN has been unquestionably heavy democratic over the years, including DFL controlled house and senate three terms since 2008. DFL governor since 2011. I’m not sure the state of the state is a D or R issue - just ineffective governance all around

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The only wasted vote is a vote not cast. We need viable third party candidates as alternatives to the D and R parties who have built a moat around DC and a division across the country. I look forward to hearing more from you @justinamash

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

We’re ready for liberty. https://t.co/AhpQQhTauh

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@_youhadonejob1 Tell me about it

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Hey @NCAA, noticing your hypocrisy watching Florida State as you remember strong arming @UNDsports over the Souix nickname? At least it makes good TV as @espn pans through the face paint and tomahawk chops.

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Still hard to beat a @1pcornwell effort #BookLoversDay

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@AngeloZack @Grommit56 The Pope of Sarcasm blesses the jalapeño selection

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I’ve come to peace with the fact that the top of the ketchup squeeze bottle will always accumulate glop, no matter the design #TuesdayThoughts

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Getting gas for the mower reminded me of one of the many reasons I love my Tesla. The price, stench and ugly feeling of where that gas money trickles all suck. You go @Tesla

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

Never forget this golden rule: “Do to others what you would have them do to you” (Mt 7,12)

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Watching American Horror Story @AHSFX made me realize Jessica Lange might be the greatest actress ever. No joke.

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Did you ever pause to think of how convenient it is to only have five fingers per hand? #ThursdayThoughts

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#FakeCartoonFacts the road runner had a terrible cocaine problem. Beep beep.

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@Tesla cars are awesome! Happy Earth Day