Popjack

I invented saying "yeah" during sex.

[Cornelius Webster @DONTEVENGOLOL]

getting an adderall prescription so i can interrupt women faster and talk over them louder

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

not my piss, not my pants

[TINFOIL CHAMELEON @commycapital]

@fountaingirll i don't know how wrestlers can look out into the crowd and see an eight year old jumping in place with the wrestler's face on their shirt and still take that clothesline

[grace @gracefishlove]

can i get a pleaseburger cheese

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Call from dentist. DECLINE. Theyre just trying to get me on the line to trace my location. So they can kill me. They’re trying to fucking kill me

[Groby @groby5000000]

Punching the ground so hard the Chinese guy on the opposite end of the world gets flung in to the air

[gunnar @GunnzMetzger]

i dont even shake it dry i just shove it back in my pants and let my boxers do their fucking job

[random media archive @randommedla]

guy screaming for help while holding a chick-fil-a milkshake you already know im obsessed with it (burp) i cant get enough back with another milkheeeeelp heeeeeelp help me heeeeeeelp

[shadoomf🪲🇵🇸(homunculus enjoyer) @Shadoo_creeture]

Im a grub im a grub im a fat little grubbb🎶

[Wario64 @Wario64]

Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate is $4.99 on US eShop https://t.co/7CYe0E8lOp

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘GODZILLA: DESTROY ALL MONSTERS MELEE’ is being remastered.

• New online multiplayer mode & additional single-player campaign features

• Releasing November 3 on consoles

[Chris @DoYaKnowWilma]

Built different

[mooms : family man @Danny_McMoomins]

10/10