Popkid

Raised on a diet of broken biscuits. Sarcastic, Indie Popkid.

[Popkid @Popkid71]

My daughter has just called an ostrich "a massive slag" in case BBC1 are looking to replace David Attenborough
#TheMatingGame

[Popkid @Popkid71]

Curling is the screensaver of the Winter Olympics
#WinterOlympics2026 #MilanoCortinaOlympics2026

[Tramlines Festival @tramlines]

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[Popkid @Popkid71]

@QueenofBloranj "Trevor, fetch the mop. @QueenofBloranj is descending to Haberdashery"

[Popkid @Popkid71]

@QueenofBloranj For this one they've gone old school and you have to post a blank cheque

[Popkid @Popkid71]

This seems a fun and in no way overly complicated way to see a gig!
Good luck to anyone trying
#Oasis

[Popkid @Popkid71]

I have no gay ornaments. Zero!

[Popkid @Popkid71]

@UglyFreight

[Popkid @Popkid71]

@graemeling Influence me!

[Popkid @Popkid71]

@graemeling Let me know if you need any advice on handling all the attention. I once done a tweet that got 4 likes so know what it's like

[Popkid @Popkid71]

@UglyFreight Looking good!

[Popkid @Popkid71]

@Barks79K @UglyFreight Another reason you lost your job in his marketing department

[Popkid @Popkid71]

@UglyFreight @Barks79K I've heard that she throws away the fondant and only eats the fancy

[Popkid @Popkid71]

@UglyFreight @Barks79K Mr Kipling is fummin hun

[Popkid @Popkid71]

@graemeling

[Popkid @Popkid71]

@UglyFreight @Barks79K So you don't really like a Cherry Bakewell, you like a Bakewell

[Popkid @Popkid71]

@UglyFreight 😂 the old switcheroo

[Popkid @Popkid71]

Pensioners on the news worrying about heating their homes when the Winter Fuel allowance is cut.
Tough shit, Doris. Shouldn't have pissed all your money away on avocados and takeaway coffees!
#WinterFuelPayment #WinterFuelAllowance

[Popkid @Popkid71]

@DeFullShilling @UglyFreight 😂