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🍎 - 🐝 I'm a whiskey drinkin, fight provokin, cigarette smoking dude, I've got a problem with my attitude and it's hard for me to keep cool.

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@Zeebe_Csgo @itsmitchmarney @BrendanPlays17 Not our national sport but go off

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@heynow1033 @Redrob1767035 @Hughes4Norris Botistic?

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Pro Resume tip: if you need managerial experience just jot down that you were a manager at Blockbuster.

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Handed in my resignation to the job I’ve worked at for 13 years.. The last time I transitioned jobs was from Blockbuster to my current company.

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@kaisbun As a mechanic, I approve this method 👌😂

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@sk_hadd @porterrobinson What a night that was #hardinthepaint

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@groovingplaces Coming 2022

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Wasn’t sure how I’d feel about my moustache this year… but I gotta say, it’s starting to grow on me
#Movember #IGotJokes

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@helenapples Fawkes is enough of a handful for me 😅

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My roommates got a kitten, not as cute as Fawkes but pretty cute I guess.

[Virgo. @virgoatenergy]

To avoid disappointment, take people as they are, and not what they could be.

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Just a reminder not to fret over the details of your appearance, because nobody will notice. Case and point: I cut off 8 inches of hair 2 weeks ago and just today a coworker whom I’ve worked with for 10+ years says “you look different, but I’m not sure how”

[Sekeres and Price @sekeresandprice]

The Welcome Matt (presented by: @NorthlandsGC)

Matt welcomes a familiar face to the team in the digital space. Great to have @CApps32 onboard.

https://t.co/LqhyYkKJRN

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Seeing all these concert announcements really warms my heart on a rainy day.

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When you know you look cute and strike a pose.

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@sabrinaxcha We’re literally *insert height here* piles of garbage.

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Myself.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

What's the best joke you know? 💭

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We hired a 15 y/o at the shop who rides his bike everywhere so naturally I quoted Napoleon Dynamite and said: “nice bike, ever take it off any sweet jumps”. He had absolutely no idea what I was talking about and now I’m severely depressed.

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11 years young #Queen