Jones Mushlitz

I live for the existence

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Swagitarius

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Cows are really the spaghetti and meatballs of the animal kingdom

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They have seas shanties but why don’t they have bear shanties. What do bears do when they sail?

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Which of these is the best?

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I spend hours a day perfecting my smile so that I can look directly at the camera when something silly happens

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Humans are so fragile

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What if instead of sleeping we screamed as loud as we can for the recommended 8-10 hours?

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Can anyone tell me who won the election? I was in the bathroom and I’m afraid to ask

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They should make sudoku but it goes up to like 10,000 or something

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Just found out what milf stands for. Wild.

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Nothing has happened. Life is stasis. Suffering is eternal. I want to destroy baby Yoda. The void is calling.

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They should make a app where you can lick your screen and it taste like different preparations of egg

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I apologize if my tweets offended anyone. I actually can’t see and am typing completely blind.

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Last Christmas I have you my heart. I have no heart. My blood has ceased movement

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Do a backflip then kiss me

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How can it be the most wonderful time of the year when time is relative? #MerryChristmas

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Send me the best emoji. If you are wrong you die.

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Apparently people don’t actually use MySpace all that much. Wild.

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It’s pronounced yēęf (gif)

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Man it really don’t be that way