[Herb Brooks and Craig Patrick sharing a hotel room in Colorado springs during Olympic hockey training camp]
[10:49 pm local time]
(Craig is in his bed, Herb is in his bed. Craig turns out the light on his side of the room and rolls over to sleep. Herb still has his light on, vigorously drawing out hockey plays on a notepad. Suddenly, there's a knock at the door. Craig patrick looks over his shoulder at Herb)
Craig: who could that be?
Herb looks over at craig but says nothing. He takes off his glasses and puts them on the nightstand. He gets up, and starts walking towards the door. He opens the door. It's Herb's wife pattie. She's in a tight ass corset and assless chaps, her body is low key looking nice with it. A scent fills the room, the scent of really nice perfume. She struts into the room.
Craig: Oh hey Patti, what perfume is that? that smells nice
Patti: oh yeah you like that shit dont you craig, you always do
Pattie jumps on the bed, lying on her stomach. Her cheeks are absolutely barking in her assless chaps
Herb walks between Patti and Craig, between beds
Herb: Craig, lets go.
Herb, standing with his hands on his hips, nods his head towards the chair in the corner of hotel of the room
Craig: Herb..not now..we have to pick the team tomorrow. We already did two nights of this, I don't even have my whistle on me..
Patti literally pulls a whistle out of her ass and throws it on craigs bed
Craig: patti how do you always just walk around with things in your ass this is insane
Herb: craig, when I say blow the whistle, you blow it.
Craig reluctantly gets out of bed, somehow already has a boner, and sits in the chair in the corner of the room preparing to blow the whistle for when Herb tells him too.
Herb: Let's go
Craig blows the whistle. Herb and Patti begin hooking up ferociously
Herb: again
Craig blows the whistle
Herb: AGAIN
Craig blows the whistle
suddenly theres a loud knock at the door. It's security talking through teh door telling them there's a noise complaint.
Herb: craig, go get the door.
Craig gets up, and goes to answer the door. Relieved that security is gonna put a stop to this madness. He opens the door. It's not security. It's Jimmy Craig.
Craig: Jimmy? Wtf?
Jimmy laughs at craig, thrilled that his prank worked.
Jimmy: I wanna talk to Herb about the test
Craig: uhh..herbs busy..can you come back la-
Jimmy looks over Craigs shoulder and sees patti in a handstand. He then looks at the whistle around Craig's neck and his appalled.
Jimmy: Coach what the fuck is happenin here???
herb, from across the room: AGAIN!!!!!!!!
to be continued..
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