Bert

OG BAYC | MBA #10 @bored_sauce | Investor | Ex @Nasdaq @Coinbase

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Here’s a boring 2026 Bitcoin outlook:

March : green

April - August : mix of green and red but some nasty-daddy wicks

Uptember - Upcember : slow grind up

Either late 2026 or early 2027 will be our first golden cross. I would love a minus 2 months on everything doe.

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OG dunks like my toddler swings from the monkey bars

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Don’t love that weekly close for bitcoin:native

Everyone’s pretty optimistic but idk. Might be a tough week ahead.

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@Alejandro_XBT Why is my for me page filled with this trash

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@CryptoPoseidonn No shot

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@KookCapitalLLC Sorry for your loss

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TIL Tony Brothers is one person and not a pair of brothers 🤦‍♂️

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Everyone thinks they have it all figured out until $btc is in the 4 digits again

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Goodbye Anxiety.
Welcome Denial.

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@GordonGekko you wont

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Let it begin bitcoin:native

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Will today be the day my 50K bids start getting filled 🙏 bitcoin:native

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Not a great bounce at 60k. Doubt another retest will be strong enough to resist 50k bitcoin:native

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@TheCryptoBlade What happens when all the orders at 60k get filled and there's no more left 👀

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60k holding on for dear life bitcoin:native

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Will today be the day my 50K bids start getting filled 🙏 bitcoin:native

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@JimmySpencer Tell me you’re a boomer without telling me

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Locked in for this cycle

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GMarch 🍀

What a great month ahead - I feel it. It’s time to test the 50d, which is at 76k. We will probably bounce off it at first but successfully retest.

I’m still bearish at the 200d, if we get there 👀

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@AlenaDaOG Quickly

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YOU BETTER CALL THE FUCKING NATIONAL GUARD BECAUSE THE KNICKS ARE WINNING!!!

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Ruh roh bitcoin:native