Simon Hemmings

I stare @ the screen pretending to write, occasionally I play the banjo.

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Ronnie Wood on #hootenanny looking like your Nan who lives on a diet of milky tea, have you got any sweetners? And cheap cigarettes from that fella down the car boot.

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I have realised that Tess is the female Alan Partridge
#strictly

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@RupertLowe10 @Number10cat They're a cat... I don't think cats ever get embarrassed.

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@RupertLowe10 Why don't you spend the time and money on something of benefit to the local community like volunteering at a food bank or helping out doing gardening and shopping for the elderly and disabled rather than all this virtue signalling.

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@Charis_Canary @TheSimonEvans At high school in the 70's me and my friends would walk up to people in the playground and say that

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@RupertLowe10 I hope you fight this in the ECHR...

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@textfeeling__ 2 nil to Derby in the 4th round of the FA Cup

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@PaulEmbery It's called intention. It's the reason some people are allowed to use the N word and some are not.

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@IMcMillan The same here. Twelve days in the Lake District is coming to an end. We head home tomorrow.

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@Parody_PM A Quisling

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@RupertLowe10 Okay....

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@RupertLowe10 Can I just ask how your Christian values are doing?

Matthew 19:14

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@BotFinderUK Why does it look like a Jimmy Saville lookalike contest?

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@RupertLowe10 That's a good Christian attitude.

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@PuppiesIover

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@vaespc Why do they eat like they have free health care?

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@bamijuda1 Fine.

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@Lodestar247 @RupertLowe10 Farage is part time and holds down several other jobs 🤣

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@SuellaBraverman Well he should know. Immigration in America certainly killed off plenty of native Americans. Totally destroyed their culture and way of life.

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@anon_opin Going to the Lake District in September and I'm so excited as it is an excuse to buy new maps