Strangers are your friends!
You're too retarded to tell the difference between the gross icky pervs are and the sweet, morally correct goon larpers
Befriend a bunch of freaks and do anything for their attention and validation!!
Let them push you past your moral limits!!
Woke up super hard and with a case of blue balls. So what was the first thing I did? Gripped it and immediately edged and made it worse. #goonlife#nsfwtwtًً#gooner#edge
Peeing all by yourself, beautiful? Without permission?!?
Maybe you like to beg your betters for relief? Perhaps you'd rather be locked into your pants before you leave the house?
Whatever your reason, our locking waist belts (and everything else!) are 20% off all month!