Poppy Pothos

[Poppy Pothos @PoppyPothos]

@oncor can you provide an update on the repairs / power restoration in Meriman Park - Lake Highlands area?

[annie @incepthion]

he won an oscar award btw

[☔ @Whotfismick]

*me getting my oil changed*

mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“

me:

[B @UnseriouslyB]

Beyoncé during Jay-Z’s speech #Grammys

[Aleksandr Volodarsky @volodarik]

Sunday read.

This is hilarious. Engineers are competing who creates the worst UI on Reddit.

I think the winners are:

1/ Enter your phone number

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

me to 99.99% of men: please speak to me like an intelligent adult

me to my financial advisor: please speak to me like I'm the dumbest person to ever live on this planet

[Poppy Pothos @PoppyPothos]

I’m concerned as hell they are running a motor test on the plane I’m supposed to leave on. great! now I get to think about motor failure and imminent death for my entire flight

[Poppy Pothos @PoppyPothos]

I’m not even making this up this dudes carryon was a shitty vacuum labeled “spare”

[Titania McGrath @TitaniaMcGrath]

There has been an inexplicable rise in female crime in recent years.

Come on sisters, we’re better than this.

[Poppy Pothos @PoppyPothos]

100% of the time a server says “don’t touch the plate” or “hot plate”, I touch it. No one can stop me. Forbidding me to do anything will guarantee I’ll do it

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

Does anyone find all this stuff a bit odd or am I a crazy conspiracy theorist?

[Poppy Pothos @PoppyPothos]

did anyone find out what makes all high school history teachers also coaches

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

BREAKING 🚨: Scientists say a piece of the sun’s surface has broken off at the northern pole

‘A first-ever event’

[bennett @ImagineAGuy]

guy who only knew jesus professionally: Honey, did you hear they CRUCIFIED our CARPENTER???

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

can someone watch them while i go smoke?

[Poppy Pothos @PoppyPothos]

@hulu tell your programmers to get it together and stop having ads yell at you. NO ONE wants to hear about windows that loudly