Poppy Pyke

i'm a vale-y girl in my vale-y world! life as a bastard, it's fantas...tard? whatevs. @ChrysyPyke is my twin sis & @EuronCrowsEye is our hot dad. not a mongrel!

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at some point you have to accept that no matter how many times you let a giant spider lay eggs in your butt, daddy will never love you.

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don't you hate it when facehuggers mistake your vagina dentata for a mouth?

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KRAKEN GANGNAM STYLE! http://t.co/NDWVbnia @EuronCrowsEye

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@GregorPartyDude hey remember that time we thought we had friends

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@TheAshaGreyjoy stop trying to make turnips happen. they're not going to happen.

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@EuronCrowsEye aww. :(

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@EuronCrowsEye even my koala? :(

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#ImSoSickOf BABIES. they're EVERYWHERE! it's all baby this, baby that, all the goddamn time! i need some variety in my diet! >:(

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@EuronCrowsEye how was your trip? did you fight giant spiders and rape kangaroos? did you get me a koala? :D

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@GregorPartyDude DARKSTAR AND LEM DICKJOUSTED FURIOUSLY, THEIR COCKS CLASHING LIKE THEIR PURPLE AND YELLOW CLOAKS

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@GregorPartyDude "OHHHH GOD IT BURNS SO GOOD RUB IT INTO MY EYES" MOANED SANSA

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my dinner plans are RUINED.

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don't you hate it when you're just lying on the beach and an octopus crawls out of your vagina?

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@GregorPartyDude A BEAR THERE WAS A BEAR A BEAR

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@GregorPartyDude oh baby yeah oh man oh god

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@GregorPartyDude #CAKEWATERCLOAK #or #LEMONPARTY?

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LOOK GUYS HE FINALLY ADMITTED IT @ViperOberyn @Ser_Darkstar

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robb has more kraken buttplugs than i do! http://t.co/fkfJlWyh #talisasucks #fuckhbo

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@EuronCrowsEye ... so not at all? :'( @Dickon_Manwoody

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@QarlTheMaid :(