New therapist: Nice to meet you, [DEADNAME]
Me: Could you please address me as Pingas.
Therapist: ... You want me to call you Gay Luigi?
Me: No, my boy.
Therapist: As a professional I don't think I can ethically do that, [DEADNAME]
In 642 AD, a dimwitted boy in Alaska saw the aurora borealis for the first time in his life, and was so frightened that he ran over 9000 miles south to Tierra Del Fuego. One day after arriving there, the sky was lit up by aurora australis, and the boy promptly died