Poppy🌺

fat iguana fuck slut

[Arwen @heavenleybody]

Losing my mind at this llama dressed like a groomsman

[abbey @abbeymorgn]

My mom be in The Menu dawg

[VALENTINA @vvaalb]

“i can’t wait for summer so i can wear nice fits”

the fits:

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

Judy Garland being born during Pride Month and her casket passing by Stonewall just hours before the riots started while the queer community was gathering to celebrate her life is the gayest iconery I can possibly imagine. She really was, is, and will always be mother.

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

i have not forgotten the summer you all wore those fila sneakers

[Terry Hague @TezzaBelle88]

I just know if Lewis Capaldi did the exact same thing as Sam Smith on the left it would be found funny but if Sam Smith does it he’s a nonce. Both artists, both talented, both authentically themselves. Think we all know what the difference is here and I’m bored of seeing it 🥱

[Mark Downie @markmdownie]

When we worked together at Ch4, Paul O’Grady insisted that new roles on his show were advertised in the local Job Centre. He wanted anyone and everyone to be able to apply so they could get a break like he had. And it made the show better. A kind and generous man.

[r kid shawcross @LeeShawcross70]

Not all heroes wear capes 🤣🤣🤣

[Poppy🌺 @Poppy_howells]

@AtticusSmith14 @benj_tree literally you

[Ben @benam17_]

Obsessed w the Sophie Andersonifcation of Daisy May Cooper

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Every morning I announce to my family that I’m going jogging, but then I don’t go.

It’s a running joke.

[Rob Galloway @DrRobgalloway]

Dear British Press,

There is nothing in Prince Harry’s autobiography as scandalous as the implosion of our NHS.

So please report on the things which are actually important

Thanks

Rob (a non spare a&e Dr)

(Please retweet if you would like the press to change their focus)

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

*walks into lush store

lush employee:

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

This Christmas there will be:

No trains to get home.
No baggage handlers for flights.
No posties to deliver presents.
No nurses or paramedics if you get sick.

This is ALL because of the Tory government. Workers deserve better than relying on food banks.

Support strikers.