Cherry Popz

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Had 2 go totes cold turkey w/Twitter, but off the wagon 2-nite 4 #Oscar 2-screen experience @NewBaitShop & https://t.co/394vvL0nHk

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I'm working double shifts at the club while Sudoku’s on maternity leave…so until she gets back, FYI 2 my peeps: I may B 2 tired 4 tweetZZZZZ

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OH NO!!! I thought Billy was my SOUL MATE…but if Danny DeVito & Rhea Perlman weren't made 4 each other, then MAYBE THERE'S NO SUCH THING!!!

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Billy liked my "back 2 school" girl outfit so much I missed my new class at UCLA Extension. Oops! (Can anyone tell me the assignment?)

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NASA: found old streams on Mars. Billy: still can't figure out why the toilet keeps running. (Must B that whole "rocket scientist" thing.)

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Saw my friend's play & it's kray-kray! Sex, violence (& that's just the audience)! Who knew theater was so dramatic?
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OMG! The company behind the Tupac hologram is bankrupt (probs after a hostile takeover by the Holographic B.I.G.)!

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No offense 2 my own Billy...but Clinton? Yeah, I'd still hit that.

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My friend got a part in a 3D comedy opening this weekend! (It's a play in the Valley, so I won't even need the glasses...break a leg, babe!)

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Note 2 Billy: OK, I just finished that book U got me & I'm down for 32 of the 50 shades of grey (maybe 37 if you buy me dinner first).

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One Direction, Fatboy Slim in a giant hip-hoptopus & the Mayor of London dancing 2 the Spice Girls = multiple #Olympic Closing Ceremorgasms!

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Congrats 2 the the US Women's Gymnastics team! (And if they ever add pole-dancing 2 the all-around, just call me, Aly, 'cuz I'm yr grrrl!)

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Fox News thinks we're not being patriotic enuf about the Olympics, so USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! REAGAN!!! (How's that?)

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My career counselor sez I gotta network 2 find a better job than stripping…but what good is Linked In if all your peeps are broke-ass, too?

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My Dad always told me 2 shoot 4 the stars, but some grlz REALLY did...rock on, Sally Ride! http://t.co/qDsxDSm6

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I can't believe the cops arrested Fred Willard just 4 paying tribute 2 Ernest Borgnine in his own special way! http://t.co/zUgdd5xm

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Dream sex isn't cheating, right? 'Cuz let’s just say Peter Dinklage ain’t little all over! (He even bought me dream breakfast after! ♥♥♥!)

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OMFG! Been away on vacation & totes missed the TomKat split! Has anyone told Oprah’s couch yet?

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I ♥♥♥ Billy, for realz -- but I don't think I realized at our wedding that we'd have 2 B married, like, EVERY DAMN DAY!!!

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Billy wants 2 visit a 17th century Pilgrim village in Plymouth 2-day, but I prefer my history with more vamp slaying & less butter churning!