Kurt the Emu

Courage.

[Kurt the Emu @PorcelineBM]

Hey I'm still alive

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@BewareBitchBM Kanye not

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I answered my dad's phone and the person on the other end was like "Hello, Mrs. Hummel. May I speak to your husband?" I DONT SOUND FEMININE.

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@BewareBitchBM Hey, Santana!

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"STRIP POKER!" Becky, Blaine and I are gay, remember? "Never stopped me before. ;0"

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@BlaineABM YES

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@BlaineABM I swear to god that was autocorrect.

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@BlaineABM Murder.

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@BlaineABM {Gets down off of you and looks around aimlessly} What now?

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When Blaine talks about sports, he calls me Mackelmore because I'm like "what what what what what what what what what what what what What"

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@BewareBitchBM HERE I AM

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{Exits his bedroom and makes a B line for the bathroom so he can fix his hair}

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@BlaineABM I win. For once in my life.

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{Gets on top of @BlaineABM, pinning him down} I DARE

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IMMA HAVE TO KILL YOU NOW @BlaineABM

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HAIL HYDRA @BlaineABM

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{Whispers aggressively} Hail Hydra. @BlaineABM

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That's just what they want you to think. @BlaineABM

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Well, what if you were kidnapped by Hydra and they made it your mission to kill me? @BlaineABM

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Okay. As long as you didn't try to kill me. @BlaineABM