cyrus the virus

Goblin fairy. Probably in your kitchen licking the butter knife.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

it looks like another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY SO JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS.

FAWNS, DROP EM'.
BIRDS, LEAVE EM'.
RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.

[cyrus the virus @porchgoblin]

some little paintings of the week

[cyrus the virus @porchgoblin]

Gentle reminder: don’t judge a movie by it’s cover art 💕❤️

[Neck Deep @NeckDeepUK]

Watch the world premiere of the Heartbreak Of The Century music video right now 🎥💔

https://t.co/QC49v5ek9j

[Satan @s8n]

Remember to stay hydrated, bitch.

[Conajam @conajam]

no better feeling than when you finish a good book & can finally eat the bookmark

[cyrus the virus @porchgoblin]

Kingdom Hearts duh

[Joe Miller @JoeMiller101]

Which game?

[Drewberz @buddy_ferrara]

one for the books

[cyrus the virus @porchgoblin]

if you prefer chewy bacon, you probably also have crazy eyes and i don’t trust you

[chuck de rond @ChuckDeRond]

America lost the battle with obesity when Jesus invented the crab Rangoon

[patryc🌹dad/daddy🔞 @_patryc_]

in 1920 we took children out of the coal mines

in 2020, the most popular video game on the market is minecraft.

the children yearn for the mines

[Drewberz @buddy_ferrara]

something to take the edge off

[cyrus the virus @porchgoblin]

I got a window seat for Beans and he’s the happiest blob i’ve ever seen

[kevin @Ke7inBurke]

beyond meat implies the existence of bed meat and bath meat

[♡s♡ @sun_girlxo]

if i say “the other day” there’s a pretty good chance i’m talking about something that happened like 6 months ago