Conajam

expert witness

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interviewer: you have a 3 year gap on your resume that just says “vengeance”

me:

interviewer:

me: you don’t remember me do you?

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at a coffee shop joining random Spotify Jams & queuing Rock Lobster

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who decided on “adult film stars” instead of “consummate professionals”

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

I realize this is the character flaw of every single person in the movie, but I genuinely believe if I was in charge, I could make a safe Jurassic Park

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if Spirit Airlines had a lounge

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Fun facts for work calls 💼

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Villeneuve messing around with these weirdo space movies is the reason they haven't made the final four since 2022

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

We’re losing our third spaces

[John Fanta @John_Fanta]

It had to be this way.
St. John's. Connecticut.
Hurley. Pitino.
Round III.
For the Big East throne.
A parting shot from MSG:

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self conscious doctor

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steppin out in my clothed toad shoes

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love checking my phone to get weekly tips for how to stay off my phone

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Bc they blew up the chicken man there

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oh so Shakespeare makes up words & he’s a “genius” but I make up one girlfriend & I’m “banned from Sandals resorts”

[Bibliophilia @Libroantiguo]

#Shakespeare invented over 1700 words in English Language (belongings, addiction, fashionable, advertising ...)

[judd crud @snotwurst420]

My Weekend as a 28-year-old in Chicago Illinois

[Conajam @conajam]

I like talking to LLMs like I’m the fringe buddy in the friend group

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thanks, dude

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@generalslug https://t.co/O696wyNQSH

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every tire company needs a side hustle

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@generalslug https://t.co/72o6hjP4ck

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@samspratlin @bigmonkeong I saw somewhere that the actor was actually a former HSI special agent

[brent @murrman5]

me: I’m gonna start a band called LMAFO
my uncle: can I be in it