Porch

Always workin’ never hurtin’

[Porch @PorchTheMonkey]

Porch comes from a village of monkeys that are known for doing absolutely nothing. Porch chose to be different, so he ran away to the inner city of Solangeles to get a job. When he isn’t at work he’s busy doing handy man work, or anything to make a quick dollar and to prove that he isn’t a lazy monkey!

[Porch @PorchTheMonkey]

@thesolanafarmer Let me see what I have stored

[Porch @PorchTheMonkey]

I got enough porch for any occasion

[Porch @PorchTheMonkey]

@chartwrecker You cooked twin 😭

[Porch @PorchTheMonkey]

What porch? 😭

[vin @chartwrecker]

@PorchTheMonkey @ChillHouseSOL took all of my money, so now I live on the porch

[Porch @PorchTheMonkey]

Monkeys don’t stop they keep goin! Or whatever that lazy nigga said

[Porch @PorchTheMonkey]

@0xDeployer Go ahead and cut that thang off

[Porch @PorchTheMonkey]

@frankdegods Rock the degod for life frank

[Porch @PorchTheMonkey]

@thesolanafarmer Good ole ceiling bird

[Porch @PorchTheMonkey]

Saxophones getting louder except for me it’s this goddamn alarm clock

[Porch @PorchTheMonkey]

Shill this coin to the brokest nigga you know so he can learn about work ethic!

[Porch @PorchTheMonkey]

@thesolanafarmer Long day on the job

[Porch @PorchTheMonkey]

Bond it again

[Porch @PorchTheMonkey]

I know how ansem feel bull posting now, shit dead but you gotta keep going 😭

[Porch @PorchTheMonkey]

Fahhh

[Porch @PorchTheMonkey]

@slingoorio Hi

[Porch @PorchTheMonkey]

Can’t find a paid task today, I just want to rake these leaves man!

[Porch @PorchTheMonkey]

@remusofmars I bet you you drinking some sort of martini

[Porch @PorchTheMonkey]

These monkeys sold me off!

[joji @metaversejoji]

respect the fucking pump nigga

[Porch @PorchTheMonkey]

I thought ape not kill ape? What the hell going on?!