Portia Sebulela

She is I, I is she. The B.O.S.S.- Built on Self Success by the Grace of God. Communication extrodinaire with uber personality ♥ CapitalP♥

[Portia Sebulela @Porchelicious]

Day 2 of the @ShowmaxOnline new app not working. kopa the old one 😂 Assomblief.

[Lasizwe @lasizwe]

Playing my sister all her songs prank

[Portia Sebulela @Porchelicious]

@AdvoBarryRoux Then crashes into your loved one and kills them and then what bahlali. Use this as evidence prior to a homicide?

[Portia Sebulela @Porchelicious]

@Kallaman @CapeTown_Bru Ne?

[Portia Sebulela @Porchelicious]

@Wayne_747 @CapeTown_Bru I am done with you guys 😂

[Portia Sebulela @Porchelicious]

@vumatel I can’t believe that I am told that I have to wait 48 hours for a fault to be resolved when we use fibre for everything. Here’s to a weekend of morabaraba cos no TV also 🤷‍♀️ geyser etc. Can you please assist?
SR230407-996395.

[Portia Sebulela @Porchelicious]

@buhlem37 @ChickenLickenSA @AdvoBarryRoux I think I need therapy

[Portia Sebulela @Porchelicious]

Dear @ChickenLickenSA Northmead. I asked for chicken not worms. Went back and was treated like I put the worms in the meat where I live 500m away. And I already had one piece after this discovery 🤢🤮#Chickenlicken #worms

[Portia Sebulela @Porchelicious]

@Lesufi is it standard procedure for public schools to do a credit check on you when applying for grade one? I was told I live in the township after submitting documents as per GDE and are not eligible while I live in the feeding school zone less than a km?

[Portia Sebulela @Porchelicious]

@TAKEALOT This is very strange how under my profile it says that you delivered my order and I didn't receive it. It even has the time of 16;55 and that I was the recipient, your APEX Benoni Branch's number is off?!?!?!?!?!

[Portia Sebulela @Porchelicious]

@BakiMooke Right?!?! Pity I didn’t check the weather i packed like a typical joburger 😂 Tjerrr I see people outchea in shorts and tanks

[Portia Sebulela @Porchelicious]

Girl put your record on 💜🎶 #purpledotgang 👄 #mommabear🐻 #birthgiver https://t.co/QwB0F9PfWa

[Portia Sebulela @Porchelicious]

@ShowmaxOnline is it just me what's going on with the updating of your programmes especially local ones - with WiFi at home and open continuous technical updates. I am not getting the latest programming like I am in the twilight zone and a paying subscriber? I am two days late?!!

[Portia Sebulela @Porchelicious]

@Vodacom My eyes are glued on my inbox. Can someone be assigned to my case so we can resolve soonest

[Portia Sebulela @Porchelicious]

@Vodacom so it takes two months to resolve a query? I've escalated here and it's another two weeks. So in total we going for three months. I've been with you since 2002!?!? Your staff con people then take our money then when we rebutt you give us the run around? What's going on

[Portia Sebulela @Porchelicious]

@Vodacom How long does it take to resolve a query. You all giving me the same scripted answers with no solution.

[Portia Sebulela @Porchelicious]

Choke slam 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Lebo @StaxCooks]

Why does this slap so hard? 😭😭😭

[Portia Sebulela @Porchelicious]

@MissGugz Truth