Lateley I've been ORDERING MY Air Force to draw Penis's in the sky! So funny! Nobody knew I like them, but I DO! I really do! But Melanie hates them, at least since I've known her. So I can't bring it up with her. Very Frustrating... #SaturdayThoughts#PrideMonth#Pride2019
Got into a BIG fight with Prince Charles! (I call him Chuck). He said the USA was an ally with the British during WWI and WWII! Wrong! We weren't allys! We fought the British and BEET them! Badly! I told Chuck to look it up! HE DIDN'T! So I took my cookies and left the room!
Everyone in London is calling me a wanker! Some yell Trump is a wanker! I even overheard the queen say "Trump is a wanker." I asked Prince Harry what it means. He said wanker means "Very Smart President!" Love it! I'm a WANKER! I wish everyone called me a wanker! #TuesdayThoughts
Boris Johnson on Trump - "....I wouldn't want to expose Londoners to any unnecessary risk of meeting Donald Trump"
Do NOT retweet it, I don't want to ruin Donnie's weekend ππππ
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Trump called Meghan Markle βnastyβ right before his upcoming travel to the UK. This coming from the same disgusting dude who also said he βcould haveβ had sex with Princess Diana, only if she passed an HIV test. This was only months after she died. Trump is a gross disgrace.
Thanks to ME, American stocks dropping like crazy! AND MY new Tarriffs on Mexico (which is really a tax on Americans) will hit everyone HARD! THESE are the ways I'll SCARE immigrants from even thinking about coming to the US! When I get done, No ONE will want to live in the USA!