Matty B

Just your average nerd.

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Take a bow season 4. You were epic! #StrangerThings

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@LeeAndersonMP_ Could have at least cooked that bacon a bit.

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@Darren_Dutton https://t.co/IBrUoFqMeV

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@BBCBreaking I remember getting fined for breaking my contract with Virgin due to a house move. Requested a product move with them, they told me they could not provide the service anymore but I was in breach of the contract as it was with the old house, not me. So screw them.

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@BBCNews All we had was a packed lunch everyday and a small gift if £1 million from our parents. Plus the rental income generated by some properties we inherited. What's stopping you from doing the same?

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@World_Affairs11 Gonna use this as a chance to annex Northern Cyprus.

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@SitcomPeople

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@90sWWE Lukewarm Steve Houston of course.

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@FeiyanXie Zim appreciates this.

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@PopCrave @people As long as they don't change the recipe for their Daytona sauce, that's fine.

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@jeffpb7 Thanks botulism.

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@Socket1Sophie Clearly he has never been on the Central Line during rush hour.

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@GamewithDave Freelancer Alpha 1-1

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@toys_retro Gooooooood fooooood

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@kyballistics Say hello to Mr Nock.

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@RoyalFamily Another King Edward VIII eh?

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@AngelMD1103 Wow, thank god that camera was magically set up to catch this exact moment.

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@currys #CurrysToshiba Rambo is truly a festive classic.

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@currys #CurrysPurpleFriday skin on fries with herbs and paprika.

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@StuartSmudge @PolitlcsUK I wonder what happens if you take your car abroad? A tax rebate on international travel?

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@currys #CurrysPurpleFriday Scrooged is easily one of the greatest.