Swedish Pork Mafia

Who’s gonna save the world tonight?

[Swedish Pork Mafia @PorkHoof]

Excited to announce I will be starting in another film. As opposed to my last film which was a Thriller, I will be starting in a RomCom about a man named Wallace Chilvers(played by me) trying to find love after his wife leaves him for a jellyfish collector. Love this script!

[Swedish Pork Mafia @PorkHoof]

Why do people think Khalil Mack is intimidating?

[Swedish Pork Mafia @PorkHoof]

@thatsG_risKy If only the Eagles signed me in 2010 you guys would have won 10 straight SBs.

Im starting to think the Eagles can’t develop or see talent, my man...

[Swedish Pork Mafia @PorkHoof]

Tried showing my oldest how to take down a running back... god does he suck!!!!! 30 straight 100 yard runs for me. I showed him how to take me down and he can’t do it! I understand this swine is literally a fucking dung covered freight train but you gotta put some effort in!!!!

[Swedish Pork Mafia @PorkHoof]

Started to train my youngest piglet in the art of pitching today. Boy do we have some work to do. When you hit 47 straight homers off you gotta tell him straight up that he isn’t ready to be Tom Seaver

[Swedish Pork Mafia @PorkHoof]

@thatsG_risKy What about the hog?!?

[Swedish Pork Mafia @PorkHoof]

Matty..... MY MAN!!!! WHO IS THAT?!?!?!? @thatsG_risKy

[Swedish Pork Mafia @PorkHoof]

Tomorrow me and my son are gonna play some baseball. Lets see how much he improved from last season... I’ve been doing so much upper body that I feel like I’m gonna put up career numbers tomorrow!

[Swedish Pork Mafia @PorkHoof]

@Im_the_KERNal Lmfaooo I watched tape of this guy... BOY does he SUCK!!!!!! My 5 year old (who I put up 249 points and 70 blocks on yesterday) could break his ankles!

[Swedish Pork Mafia @PorkHoof]

@thatsG_risKy Why isn’t @JohnKwapinski in the NHL coaching?!? That’s why nobody watches hockey!!!!

[Swedish Pork Mafia @PorkHoof]

There’s some porks in this house

[Swedish Pork Mafia @PorkHoof]

Yeah yeah you fuckin with some wet ass pork. Bring some hay and a trough for this wet ass pork. Give me all the gin you got for this wet ass pork.

[Swedish Pork Mafia @PorkHoof]

@Im_the_KERNal @thatsG_risKy Since I joined the greatest EDM group ever: Swedish Pork Mafia! I gotta ask ya something Tommy, and I know my man Matty can answer this with his hooves tied around his ass.....
Who?!? WHO IS GOING TO SAVE THE WORLD TONIGHT

[Swedish Pork Mafia @PorkHoof]

Releasing a new song called WAP(Wet Ass Pork)

[Swedish Pork Mafia @PorkHoof]

@Im_the_KERNal @thatsG_risKy Yeah you better walk away. Put me back in my pig pen Matty.

[Swedish Pork Mafia @PorkHoof]

@thatsG_risKy @Im_the_KERNal I want that smoke!!!!

[Swedish Pork Mafia @PorkHoof]

@thatsG_risKy @Im_the_KERNal Do it Matty.... we gotta teach Tommy a lesson!!!!