Normal Jayden

no... No! NOOOOOOOOOO!

[Normal Jayden @PorkLiftAshamed]

If u think my room is a mess, wait til u see my body

[Normal Jayden @PorkLiftAshamed]

@edzitron Luckily you can see all the great stuff they’re shipping on the changelog. It maps exactly to those 4500 deploys I’m sure

[Normal Jayden @PorkLiftAshamed]

@irregulargrapes @taste_of_tbone Death stranding

[Normal Jayden @PorkLiftAshamed]

@lunch_enjoyer I was sad when you were shot. Video was very funny otherwise

[Normal Jayden @PorkLiftAshamed]

@alecrobbins Phantom Crash was a cool mech fighting game for the Xbox that I think deserves inclusion on this list

[Normal Jayden @PorkLiftAshamed]

@suichu_spica Cat attack at 0.37

[Normal Jayden @PorkLiftAshamed]

@Hermit_Thrush Bisexual Otis

[Normal Jayden @PorkLiftAshamed]

@owenjonesjourno Laurence fox doing suicide by cop would be a win for us all

[cj @futurevictim_]

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

[Normal Jayden @PorkLiftAshamed]

@Jacksons_Polyps @ok_but_still @ByYourLogic Just a coincidence

[Normal Jayden @PorkLiftAshamed]

@GraceSpelman Ringo Starr asks George Harrison to play guitar and rock it for him on two separate occasions in Honey Don’t and George does so both times

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

Galactic Beings have used comets as star taxis for eons

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

Poop in my gym brother HH https://t.co/TDRr2cQvbd

[Normal Jayden @PorkLiftAshamed]

@Fred_Delicious Jogging already makes you a clown imo

[Normal Jayden @PorkLiftAshamed]

The toilet inspector

[Normal Jayden @PorkLiftAshamed]

In the good universe president hillary just personally gave the Oscars to Greta and Margot, we forgave Roman Polanski and no one ever judgementally asks me how it “went” in the bathroom just now

[Normal Jayden @PorkLiftAshamed]

@HuntersChance Aaaaaand done.

[DazeAhead❔ @KendrickLaMario]

my cat 5 seconds after picking her up

[Normal Jayden @PorkLiftAshamed]

@Jayalay Replacement dinner was good tho

[Ram Gopal Varma @RGVzoomin]

I love this AI’ s version of MONA LISA far more than the original 😍😍😍