Vaughn

Straight he/him with autogynephilia.
If you’re here to get ammo on me, then I’ve already won.

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Had another crossdressing dream. Black leotard.

Really looking forward to my next chance.

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@RN_Ble @DiscussingFilm @joshuahorowitz Your post confuses me. Spider-Man has been a “soft, quippy teenager” since Maguire.

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@Martymartyr1 @TheSamePatty @rfstudio_ I'm so looking forward to this.

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@michelleyroo2 It’s good for bands. Don’t ask me to elaborate, just what I heard.

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@glenn_tunes "When justice is blind, the bad guys plead the fifth. When justice is corrupt, the good guys plead the fifth."

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@akinkigirl Is this not AI?

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@xSarah_Michelle The people crying about accuracy to the original story are just as ridiculous. I can't think of anything more boring than a 1:1 rendition of a written work, especially one as expansive as the Odyssey.

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It's going to be Cyberpunk 2077. I can't wait.

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I’m deep into Phoenix Point right now, but I yearn for a game where I can create my own protagonist so I can at least be a hot red headed babe in a video game.

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My gay smartaleck friend asked how I got the bandaid on my shin. When I told him I walked into a scooter, he said "Oh, I thought you cut yourself shaving, because you lead a double life as a crossdresser 😆"

...I wonder if he'll ever know how on the nose he was 😂

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@RayeWithRoots Nice!
My coworker once challenged me to beat his high score on the front desk computer. Don’t know how to do T-spins on keyboard, but turns out I didn’t need them 😂

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@ashydior @Pachecadrot @GreenTextRepost As a fauxtistic person, I really should play that game.

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@EricLDaugh Social democracy isn't communism. It's a capitalist system with markets, private property, and businesses, combined with stronger labor protections and social programs. Otherwise, Sweden, Denmark, and Norway wouldn't have billionaires, stock markets, or privately owned companies.

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I’m deep into Phoenix Point right now, but I yearn for a game where I can create my own protagonist so I can at least be a hot red headed babe in a video game.

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Granted, I left at 11:30 with the event going until 2:30, but come on man.

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Bondage Ball: lots of whips and ass, light on actual bondage. 😑

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A pretty girl I work with asked me if I have any plans for this weekend, and I came closer than I thought to saying I’m going to the bondage ball tonight. That would have been a wild moment.

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I ordered a classic blue denim miniskirt, and Amazon says it was delivered complete with a photo, but it wasn't there when I got home. Never been a victim of porch piracy before 😨, but at least it was through Amazon, and with a fairly inexpensive piece of clothing.

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@Hollyrope The currents of the Pacific ocean work in a circle, so the water off the coast of Japan is coming from the equator to the south. Conversely, the water off the coast of San Francisco is coming from the north, which is why Summer is nonexistent here.

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FFFFFUUUUUUUU I HAD TOO MUCH FUN YESTERDAY AND FORGOT TO TAKE OUT THE COMPOST

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@idiotpeach It sounds completely and utterly bonkers, but if there are any stray cats in your neighborhood, show them pictures of him and tell them he needs to come home if they see him.