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@jimjefferies Thanks for the GREAT show last night at MGM! My wife proved she’s a good mom tonight — she’s up in the room puking. Hope you slay at MSG!

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@ACLU Wasn’t the order for a temporary 90-day period to assess policies. Hasn’t it been more than 90 days? Why are they still fighting?

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@chrissyteigen Mine used to make me drool too. I dropped it and the front chipped a bit. Dentist smoothed it out and now there is a drool escape gap.

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@attn @SarahKSilverman @SarahKSilverman Mostly agree; esp wrt to “gay” but some find “lame” offensive (https://t.co/2tY6JseW4X)? Can I only use doubleplusungood?

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@NikkiGlaser @iamrashidajones Too bad it perpetuates harmful myths. Read letter from @FSCArmy to @iamrashidajones on exploitation of sex workers: https://t.co/TdIwE1m80W

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Post Civil War overregulation of slavery destroyed US cotton industry. Sad! #TrumpTeachesHistory @midnight

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What do ISIS and @ACLU have in common?
https://t.co/WSCZ61EBjF

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I Wet Dream of Jeannie #ProblematicKidsShows @midnight

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@vickyvette @AlexLegendxxx Looks hot on set. Literally.

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@KarenKilgariff @SarahKSilverman no reason to fund Meals on Wheels b/c w/o affordable health care... you get my point. They’re monsters

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@VICE @PockHerc You summed up the world we live in now perfectly. Thanks for chuckle!

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@FSCArmy @tennessean If not for porn, I’d be divorced or an adulterer. Sex is the casualty of wife’s depression. Where’s that f’ing study⁉️

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@Epiphora @Erika_Lynae Rather than blame manufactures, why not champion tort reform making these useless/offensive warnings unnecessary?

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@pattonoswalt Clearly, Mr. Clean https://t.co/ml9IluYYjC

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@HuffingtonPost Pls more holding Rep congress accountable and less Trump idiosyncrasies (eg “handshake”). Don’t enable the Distractor!

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@Epiphora tell him to look in the mirror?

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@SethMacFarlane I think you’re giving him too much credit. This will be a common refrain as protests continue & he ignores the pleas. Sad!

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@vicenews They should watch IV again. “The more they tighten their grip...”

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@XRentDVD I should have never doubted you!

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@XRentDVD typos suck! I think you meant $9.99